If not, then perhaps you could try some of these products available here (it’s a Guardian news story, but some workplaces may still freak out, so I’ll disable the link):
A new product claims to make women’s intimate areas “fairer within four weeks.” The skin-whitening craze is running amok in Thailand, and I’ve seen it in other nearby countries too. I can only imagine the reaction if they started advertising these products in the US.
Or have they started? :eek:
Oh, and here’s a short video for the product, Susie Susira Lactacyd White Intimate:
All such products are sold entirely based upon the target audiences insecurities about their bodies.
Age Defying Face Creams are the perfect example. Very expensive, cutting edge science, new and improved. On my side of the globe it’s all about wrinkles and fine lines, disguising, minimizing, eliminating. In Asia it’s all about open pores and skin lightening. Still, very expensive, cutting edge science, new and improved + disguising, minimizing, eliminating!
Same pitch, same snake oil, same target audience, you just have to discover what their weak spot is to succeed.
Skin tone of my intimate areas? It is to laugh. And then to weep. That anywhere in the world, women actually consider this shit.
Anal bleaching has been a “thing” in porn circles for long enough, apparently, that even I’ve heard of it.
So I’ll put you down as a no for the product? 
makes finding the cooties easier.
'Nuff Said. Too bad for me I bought some “Dead Sea Minerals” Advanced Night-Time Moisturising Cream today.
At least it was only $4.78 USD. 
:eek:
Never saw the point of bleaching my bunghole; don’t see the point in bleaching my ‘intimates’ either. If someone wants to &*^& a dead girl they can go dig one up on their own. 
Lots of Chinese and Korean grocery stores in Toronto carry whitening creams. Nothing quite that specific, though!
Alternatively, you can pinken rather than whiten. SFW, I think.
My wife is of Swedish ancestry- quite pale skinned. If her intimates were any whiter, they’d be transparent. Which would NOT be a turn-on.
Hey, I could turn my privates white and keep everything else the same. My stripper name can be Oreo. PROFIT.
I’ve always thought pink was fine.
Hey, if you could make your anus a dark enough brown, you could really cut down on your toilet paper use! It would pay for itself!
Nitpick - no woman in Asia wants open pores! They want preferably no pores. They definitely want lighter skin though.
…it’s like red but not quite.
Mine are dusky, and I have no problem with that.
Hahahaha!
I’ve read that many of these skin-whitening products have very astringent ingredients that could actually cause skin problems in the future. Like it’s burning into your skin or some similar process. Sounds like the modern-day equivalent of those bone0-breaking corsets in the 19th century.
Mine is dusty. And I have a problem with that.
Mine is husky, and yes, that’s a problem too.