Going in for #4 (tried to work in a #2 joke here but couldn’t think of anything cute) in a few weeks. Gonna be doing this semi-regularlike from here on out (sigh).
So I’ve decided to try to come in with a new joke every time.
Last time it was the tale of the little old lady who has an appointment with a proctologist, who does his exam, then has a consult with her. Finishes up with “Do you have any questions for me, Mrs. Smith?”. She looks at him scoldingly and says “Yes. Does your MOTHER know what you’re doing?”.
I thought about having little cards printed up with places for punchouts / rubber stamps, that say “Have 12 and the next one is free!” and bringing it in with a few of the spots marked, and asking them to stamp it for me. Dunno if I’ll have time for that though. If I do… should I leave a few squirreled away in the waiting room?
I had a friend who had his birthday shortly after seeing the colorectal specialist. I gave him a birthday card similar to this and he got a big laugh out of it.
Maybe you could go in while playing this song on your phone?
I was kind of awake, i.e. high as a kite during mine and I watched the screen for the first part of it. “Whoa, was that Jimmy Hoffa?! Alert the media!”