Tonight my daughter told me about a fun car name word game. Just put the word Anal in front of the name of the next car you see. For example, I drive an Anal Cavalier. We were stopped at a light behind an Anal Hummer. Then there’s the Anal Probe, The Anal Focus, the Anal Beetle…
So what are you driving?
Well, I’m driving an Anal Camry, which, frankly, isn’t very interesting. But my neighbour has an Anal Voyager. And there’s a guy down the street with an Anal Axxess…
Hmmm…
I drive an Anal DeVille, sounds like a new Disney villain, doesn’t it?
But my wife drives an Anal Tracer…
:rolleyes:
Anal 3 ???
-mdf
Currently, I have an Anal Silverado. Nothing too funny about that I guess.
My first car, however, was an Anal Celebrity.
I drive the Anal DeVille, and thanks to Rico now I’m humming that darn disney song with a slight lyric change…
Mrs Geek drives the Anal Camry. I agree. It’s not very interesting.
However, when we all want to we can pile into the Anal Caravan :eek:
My truck, of course, is the Anal Hardbody. 
I agree that my Anal Camry is not that interesting. My wife’s Anal Civic has possibilities, though (imagine a road full of Anal Civics!) But I think it’s my motorcycle that has the real McCoy: The Anal Nighthawk! Be Afraid!
I guess I drive the Anal Ranger. I’ve got a black eye mask, and a single rubber glove :eek: Hi-ho Silver, away!
I drive an Anal Mystique. Now I’m thinking dirty thoughts about now single Rebecca Romijn. 
Anyhoo…
Oh my. We have an Anal Escape.
My Anal Grand Prix sounds exciting. Uncomfortable, but exciting.
My first car would have been an Anal Tempo. I’m not too sure what to make of that,
This means my father drives an Anal Ram.
:eek:
Did I really say that?
My dad drives an Anal Tundra. My mother has the Anal Pilot. :eek: My aunt, though, has the Anal Highlander, laddee.
-Lil
So does anybody here drive an Anal Probe?
I drive an Anal Miata, which sounds like some sort of alternative douche.
I drive an Anal Ram Charger.
Oww. That sounds like it’s gonna hurt. Brace yourself, kids.
My first car was an Anal 600. Sounds pretty high-tech. Not for the beginners.
So in the course of my life I’ve driven:
Anal 323
Anal Festiva
Anal Contour (ooh!)
Anal Bronco II (ow!)
Anal Mystique (hee!)
Anal Focus
Hmm, that’s a lot of cars.
Perhaps your Anal Nighthawk and my brother’s Anal Thunderbird could get together and be an unbeatable crime-fighting duo. You’d need a theme song, though. I’m thinking with lots of wah pedal.
And should anyone need a date for the evening, I know several people with Anal Escorts.
I guess my current car (Anal Camaro) isn’t too interesting. But before that, I had an Anal Accord. Sounds like some sort of pornography treaty.
I’m currently driving an Anal Swift.
Not super amusing from my point of view, but maybe I’m having a clueless day.
We’re having an Anal Fiesta! Our first guest will be the Anal Rambler, who came in on his Anal Charger. An Anal Hornet (ouch!) passed us on the way in. In the wildlife park, we saw an Anal Rabbit and an Anal Impala in the bush. We were surprised by an Anal Jetta.