You'll never look at cars the same way again...

So there I was, just hanging out with some friends, and some friends of my friends with whom I was not yet acquainted were talking about how they amused themselves at work. It turns out that the fellow doing the talking at the time works with some kind of environmental group - no naturally, anything that slams gas-guzzling SUVs is a big plus for them. Well when they talk about cars, the word “anal” preceeds the name. It turns out that most SUV’s have the best names for this: the Anal Explorer being a favorite. Personally, the Anal Viper disturbs me more, and I can’t ever look at one freind of mine now that I know she has an Anal Amigo.

Anal Rav4. Hmm, that doesn’t seem to work.

How 'bout the Anal Sidekick. Or maybe the Anal Trooper, Anal Expedition, Anal Excursion? Those work better.

Urk.

Don’t forget the Anal Blazer, Anal Escalade, and of course the Anal Hummer! :eek:

You left off the Anal Escort*, the Anal Bravada, and the Anal Eclipse. And, for the more exotic among you, the Anal Diablo.

Oh, and I just thought of one I forgot to add: The Anal Vibe.

And, of course, proper coding would have helped.

Oh no! I have a Ram … I’ll leave that one to your imagination

Anal Prelude

Anal Ranger

Anal Continental

Anal Legend

Anal Beetle

Anal Probe

Anal Rodeo

Dang, this is fun.

hmmm… Anal hummer?? how does that… umm…
yeah…

Anal Navigator… LOL

Anal Rodeo

Couple of older cars:

Anal Fury
Anal Maverick
Anal Nova
Anal Pinto
Anal Gremlin (hee hee)

Does it have to be cars / SUVs? If not, then a motorcycle:
Anal Ninja (look out!)
–IDB

I have an Anal Commando!

That Jeep is such a pain in the ass!


“JEEP” stands for Junk, Each & Every Part

I believe the Yugo is required by law to be the exception in the word order. Sorry, you can’t argue your way out of it: Yugo Anal. Besides, it’s a slavic thing.

Hubster and I have vans, so just thinking…

He has the Anal Safari… which is an adventure all it’s own.

I have the Anal Astro, which makes me think of that poor dog on the Jetsons… Bad Bad George!!!

Anal Impala

Anal Liberty

Anal Neon

Anal Voyager

Anal Touareg…at least I understand ONE of the words…

Anal Le Sabre

OUCH!

Anal Villager, Anal Topaz, Anal Sable (claws? ow!), Anal Escort, Anal Marauder.

Hmm… (dusts off old car/truck name brain file)

Anal Hornet

Anal Ambassador

Anal Rebel

Anal Super Snipe

Anal Minor

Anal Major

Anal Meteor

Anal Comet

Anal Falcon

Anal Barracuda

Anal Dart

Anal Demon

Anal Arrow

Anal Imperial

Anal Charger

Anal Satellite

Anal Toronado

Anal Rocket 88

Anal Skylark

Anal Roadmaster

Anal PUP

Anal LUV

Anal Wrangler: yeeeeee-hawwww!

Anal Cavalier has historical precedent…

Anal Protege
Anal Echo
Anal Cavalier