While driving alone years ago, I saw a Ford Probe in front of me. Of course, my sophomoric brain inserted the word “anal” in between the make and model. Pleased with my own cleverness, I soon found that many car names became more interesting with “anal” insertion. Here are some to start the ball rolling.
Ford Anal Explorer
Volkswagen Anal Bug
Dodge Anal Ram
Chevrolet Anal Impala (impaler)
Does it have to be ‘anal’, or can we insert any appropriate word in between make and model? If that’s the case, here’s another submission:
Check the license plate, and you’ll see that it’s a …
Nissan Sugar Cube.
-“BB”-
I guess that depends on whether you’re going to be anal about it.
Anal Vibe
Analot we can do about it if you do.
Looking forward to the GMC Anal Hummer.
This is fun.
(Buick) Anal Rendezvous
(Chevrolet) Anal Avalanche
(Chrysler) Anal Prowler
(Dodge) Anal Avenger
(Ford) Anal Ranger
(Honda) Anal Odyssey
(Jeep) Anal Scrambler
(Kia) Anal Carnival
The Nissan Anal Maxima.
Ford Anal Fiesta
I am anticipating the Toyota Anal Itch coming out next Fall.