Assuming you were unattached at the time, and he was amoured with you.
Good lord, of course not. He’s a dreadful little man.
Are you asking men only?
Anyone… Let’s assume the rumours are true and he swings both ways.
The rumors actually suggest that he only fakes batting from the right, and can only bunt lefty, but I understand.
I hear that he’s a five-tool player.
what do you mean?
Sigh.
I would happily marry Katie Holmes. And even consider Nicole Kidman. But not Tom Cruise.
Good field no hit.
“Tool” can mean other things, IYKWIMAITYD.
Ew. He actually kind of scares me because it appears he actually believes the bullshit he spouts. The first time I saw the Scientology video, I kept waiting for him to, I don’t know, wink at the camera or something. When I realized that he was being earnest, I was mortified. Add in the postpartum interview with Matt Lauer, jumping on the couch with Oprah Winfrey, and the lengths Katie Holmes went to in order to blindside him in the divorce… well, now I think he’s a whackadoodle.
:eek: Yikes and Zounds!
Not a chance. I don’t care to get sucked into the $cientology vortex.
Oh? There were rumours? Never heard them.
This is why I don’t participate in the Celebrity Death Pool thread either; I have no idea who 90% of the people who died even are.
Hell no.
Probably, but for purely monetary reasons. I don’t think Scientology would be weirder (or more difficult to tolerate) than some forms of Christianity and Islam.
Marry him to what, exactly?
I know! It’s awfully presumptuous of the OP to even assume Elis like myself have even heard of this Cruise fellow.