We think of them as our friends. We trust them and let our guard down around them. But they can be used against us.
I’ll let the facts speak for themselves: Donna Lange, Washington Woman, Accused Of Using Her Breasts To Smother And Kill Boyfriend.
Guess we’ll have to outlaw high capacity boobs.
You can have her boobs when you pry them from my cold, dead hands.
Seems like sitting on a guy’s face would be more effective.
I’ll sleep soundly tonight. My wife’s A cups are anything but deadly.
No, honey. There’s great. Really. I love them.
April fool? No, check. The Onion? No, check. Huffington Post? Unh…
I signed up for the Twitter feed, just to keep abreast of events as they develop.
If boobs are outlawed, only outlaws will have boobs.
Which I guess will make mug shot galleries the new porn.
I’m just curious who the “witnesses” were.
I’d prefer to die of natural causes at a ripe old age, but if I had to be murdered, this is probably the best way to have it happen.
Even a woman’s quote from the article agrees, ‘Treasure – I wanted your death to be as pleasurable as possible,’"
Er…don’t you mean jug shot?
All I know for sure is that if CSI is demanding prints, they’re going to need a Whole Lot 'O Ink (and possibly 11x17 paper).
Then again, can you imagine all those police show plots re-done with the addition of breast-prints to CSI?
“Steve, I’ve checked her sheet & she seems clean; just another tourist here on vacation seems to check out.”
“I don’t know about that, Danno. Run her prints through the database just to be sure.”
“Right, Steve.”
Is that what “snoo snoo” is?
“Is this some sort of bust?”
Sad. All he probably wanted was a little motorboating but she came barging in…
On that page is a gallery of “bad sex” - hilarious and scary
[Frank Drebin]“Yes, it’s very impressive.”[/FD]
Was her name Norma Stitz?
Which amendment to the U.S. Constitution guarantees the right to bear breasts? Or, even, bare breasts?
Among the large helpings of WTF in that article, I just have to single out this bit:
So. They noticed that there…wasn’t really a size difference at all then? Is there a point they’re trying to make there?
Oh, and:
No shit?
I’m imagining the Jaws theme and opening, slightly redone.
We all have to die somehow, you know?
Boobs don’t kill people. People kill people with boobs.