(By the way I have a poll regarding this topic in Cafe Society if you’re interested. This pit thread however, has nothing to do with that thread. It’s something else.)
Every time I go out to eat pizza, I get only veggies and usually a lot of them too, because I can’t have dairy. Don’t ask, but that’s how it is for me. It actually tastes good. Even though my dad can have dairy, he still takes only veggies because he likes it that way. If you’re interested, it’s referred to as “vegan pizza”. If I start consuming dairy I started getting a stuffy nose, I get sick a lot more often, and my doctor just recommends no dairy, so that’s what we do. If you want to bitch about that, I don’t care, but that’s not the point of this pitting.
All my life I have found it impossible to eat pizza with a fork and knife, but recently I was starting to hate the fact that it was getting so messy with all the veggies and stuff, so I decided to try eating it with a knife and a fork. I really don’t like it when my hands get messy (I wash my hands a lot. Bitch about that if you want. I don’t care). I seemed to enjoy the experience because not only was it less messy, but it just felt like the veggies and everything were going in my mouth nice and evenly, and at the same time, I wasn’t getting saliva on my pizza (which grosses me out). I’ve now made it my default method of eating pizza.
I decided to go online and see what people’s opinions are regarding this, and supposedly, some bastards think it’s gay to eat pizza with a fork and knife.
They argue, “It’s supposed to be messy,” or, “That’s so fucking gay.” My ass.
Seriously…now I can’t even enjoy my method of eating pizza without being referred to as gay.
Here’s a thread from a different forum, I was annoyingly surprised to see that 151 out of 244 voters thought that eating pizza with a fork was gay. Someone from that thread even said, “I don’t think it gets anymore homosexual.” Now obviously this doesn’t mean too much, but even if you go search online for other discussions/threads regarding this, a lot of people think it’s gay to eat pizza with a fork and knife.
Wow, I’m offended you know. I didn’t know that society has gotten this bad, that now even the method of how you eat your pizza is supposed to represent homosexuality in men.
I seriously do not understand what is so gay about this. Now don’t take this the wrong way, I don’t think eating pizza with your hands is bad or anything, and of course it’s the more common way of eating. But is that supposed to mean that eating it a different way is gay? :rolleyes:
They think, “I don’t want my hands to get dirty,” is a lousy excuse to eat pizza with a fork and knife. Well, I don’t need an excuse to eat pizza the way I want, idiot. Freaking let me eat my pizza how I want to.
Furthermore, if you have noticed, this method of eating pizza is typically only done in fancy restaurants. So obviously it’s a very manner full and clean way of eating. Some think it’s unnecessary to eat it like that when you’re in a casual place, which is understandable. But does that make it gay all of a sudden? Some even say that it’s what wussies do and embarrassingly feminine. Everyone has their own preferences. It’s not like there’s only a right way to eat pizza.
To say that the cleaner method of eating pizza is beneath you, is a jerk move.
And with this pitting, I’d like to add that I’m not only targeting pizza at this point. I’m targeting society in general. Society has made so many generalizations in terms of sexual orientation. Some are even starting to think that a man who cares for himself and how he looks, has good manners, and is nice is gay. WTF? :mad:
And at this point, even eating pizza with a fork and knife? :mad::rolleyes::smack:
I don’t understand where you tards get these generalizations from, but it’s offensive, insulting, and stupid.
