The slacktivist superbeing from this old thread of mine–let’s call him Bob–is having some legal problems. Bob has powers & abilities roughly comparable to Superman in the late 80s, but he refuses to be called a super-hero; he doesn’t wear a costume or use a code name, and refuses to fight crime unless one happens to be committed right in front of him, though he’s happy to help disaster victims and such. Here’s the sitch:
Recently there was a major flood in a major US city. Now while’s Bob’s a slacker, he’s not heartless, so upon hearing about the lives in danger, he abandoned the MMORPG he’d been playing for the last 30 hours straight (that’s why he hadn’t heard about the flood earlier) and flew cross country to help the helpless. He arrived in time to see they really needed him; there were legions of people in danger of drowning, and the state & local rescue rescue squads were overwhelmed. So he grabbed the nearest school bus and got to rescuing. At first things went swimmingly, but when the bus was almost full, he encountered a fellow who refused to be rescued. Said fellow was a racist white skinhead, you see, and Bob’s black; the skinhead said “I’d rather die than owe a favor to a black man.”
“You sure?” Bob said.
“I’ll wait for somebody else!” the skinhead replied. “Now get outta my face, nigger!”
Bob shrugged, said “See ya, don’t wanna be ya!” and flew off with his busload of refugees. He spent the rest of the day evacuating flood victims and the next few days delivering relief supplies, then went home, ordered a pizza, and resumed his video game. He never bothered to check up on the skinhead, who drowned.
Now Bob’s being sued for wrongful death. The skinhead’s family feels that Bob should have ignored the skinhead’s objections and dragged him out, which would have been trivial. Bob’s position is three-fold:
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[li]Super-powered or not, he only has two hands, and the bus was almost full. He’d have had to put it down to grab the racist, and he might have injured the guy if he’d been moving at a speed fast enough to get him into the bus before it sank, at which point the skinhead would certainly have sued him. That’s why he left him there.[/li][li]There were countless other people who needed Bob’s help that day–help which, he points out, he provided entirely for free.[/li][li]He doesn’t actually care if racist skinheads die. He’s not Superman; he’s not trying to inspire people to be kinder, gentler, better. “If a guy calls me a nigger,” Bob says, “he can fuck off and die as far as I’m concerned. It’s not like I incinerated the guy with my flash vision.”[/li][/ul]
Whom are you inclined to support in this lawsuit, and why?