Sounds like a rocky relationship. Still, she could have stabbed him in the nuts.
Let’s see…
[ul][li]Southern state? Check.[/li][li]Common-law marriage? Check.[/li][li]Beer issue? Check.[/li][li]Tacky decoration? Check.[/ul][/li]
Way to perpetuate the stereotype, woman! (I wonder if they live in a trailer?)
[QUOTE=NBC News]
The man fled to a neighbor’s home to call 911, and when officers arrived shortly after midnight — on Christmas Day by now — they found him covered in blood with cuts on his shoulder and face, according to the report. When he took off his shirt, they found a big gash in his chest, it said.
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It said? IT SAID?!
Did they interview the squirrel? Really, he’s a victim too here. Just for existing, really.