Some supermodels have a very narrow sense of acceptable, date-able, manhood. Brooklyn Decker, Andy.

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The supermodel Brooklyn Decker was on Jay Leno some months relaying the story about how she came to date tennis star Andy Roddick. It’s a nice sweet story, you can tell that she’s a quality woman from a nice family well brought up, and totally not a slut at all.

First, watch it: - YouTube

Now, to you and I the way he approached her would seem completely acceptable and within the norms of protocol but to her it was… deviant. She hesitated, she wasn’t sure what to make of it. Eventually after mulling it for a few months and probably learning that he wasn’t a deviant, she returned his call.

This proves my thesis that some supermodels have a narrow sense of what is acceptable. Outside that range, and you are automatically tagged as unacceptable.

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Before watching this, I never thought i would feel sorry for a man married to a model; that was the longest 4 minuted of my life.

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So he had his people call her people. Isn’t that the traditional system we learned in high school? You have your friend ask her friend if she likes you?

Maybe kids don’t do that any more and it seemed weird to her.

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Some people have values you don’t approve of?
Say it ain’t so!

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Yeah, according to the OP Cliven Bundy isn’t a racist.
But models? Fuckin’ Bitches!

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In the diagrams that accompany your thesis, are any of the supermodels wearing tops?

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…And you can tell all your friends that the reason you don’t date supermodels is because you’re better than them.

Now, how are you going to explain that you still sleep with a light on?

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At what point in the interview, exactly, did she make it clear that she’s “not a slut at all”?

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Cause his mom has trouble in total darkness?

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Well, sometimes you don’t have to state something to say something. She exuded high-class imo. I found no signals that would suggest sluttiness.

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Signals such as…?

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The way she smiles, brushes her hair, the way her eyes twinkle, the way her boobies heave as she spoke, the way she walked to the chair, etc.

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Interesting. I’d love to hear exactly how these things differ between women of differing levels of sexual proclivity.

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Slut boobies heave like this while non-slut boobies heave like this…

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Most people, of either gender, have a relatively narrow range of what they consider acceptable in a romantic partner. And this is as it should be.

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Ya know, some boards have video enabled. Also, how is it you are able to show it both ways?
Do you have to change shoes or something?

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The way you smile your smile
The way you brush your hair
The way your boobies heave
No, no they can’t take that away from me.

Apologies to the Gershwin brothers.

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We’ll I don’t know about you gals, but after I had sex with the sixth guy, I never brushed my hair the same way again.

E: Because this is the Dope, I will point out that that was sarcasm.