Before my current life as a leggy supermodel, I used to ‘get around’.
Now, here I am, happily married, and don’t want to change that, but… at work the other day I saw some grafitti in a notebook where one of the employees had written a list of ‘fun’ things about working here. One of the items said that said “‘Bill’ has a big cock - REALLY!” Naturally the subject came up with Bill, and he offered to show it to me. He loves showing it, apparently. Well he did, and it was BIG. Now I’m horny as hell. I’m about to wear out my vibrator batteries! I’m making hubby give it to me twice a day! Anyway, I’m thinking of having a little tryst with Bill. Why am I sharing this? Hell I don’t know, it’s just been on my mind lately, so I thought it would be a good reason for me to stop lurking, and to make my first post.
Yeah, baby! The hell with morality and marriage and all that square shit! That all just gets in the way of having a HUGE COCK getting shoved between your legs. Go for it!! And when those few minutes are over with Bill and you’re able to walk again, do us all a favor and slit your neck with his HUGE RAZOR.
Cool it, Sake. To Bigguns: At the risk of shocking the shocker, I may want to ask: How is your husband endowed? Hey, he may outclass this Bill altogether! for you
Dear Abby once ran a comment from a reader–who got this advice from a Catholic priest, of all people!–One thing to do to preserve your marriage is, every six weeks or so, get a sitter for the kids, and go for a weekend to an out-of-area motel room with a bottle of champagne and act like a hooker and her latest john. And don’t say you can’t afford to. You can’t afford not to.
Ew. Someone has a big penis and that made you HORNY?? It would make me want to run far far away. Anyway, if the reason you want to cheat on your husband is because someone has a big penis, your sense of loyalty is obviously nil and your marriage won’t last long anyway, so what difference does it make?
Geez… just go buy a salami.
This poster is obviously a man, as it’s only men who think women gaze at a “huge cock” and get all hot and bothered, dying to “get some”. Give me a break already.
A friend is someone who likes you even though you’re as ugly as a hat full of assholes. Zettecity
Does this work the other way around? I mean, If a man thinks a woman’s vaginal opening is nice and tight will he be turned on? …Or do we just go for the big boobs and wide hips? (Actually I know better than to investigate…)
I think it was the “leggy supermodel” bit that gave it away. It is conceivable that a real woman would post under a name like Bigguns, but the rest is just over the top. I’m wondering about motive, though. Is he turned on by this stuff? Maybe he wants to know our definition of “slut”. That is how horny women talk in pornos, but not in real life, I’m afraid.
Modest? You bet I’m modest! I am the queen of modesty!
Oh my, yes, some guy probably wrote the post. It’s just not the vernacular of a woman to say ‘huge cock’ & not even describe what that means. So probably a little kid with a little, well never mind wrote it.
It’s conceivable that a women wrote it, I’ve known women who both think and talk like that… altho none of them have enough brains to operate a computer much less hang out at a message board. Usually they spend their time trolling the nearest bar in search of the biggest cock.
“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good
things.” --Edgar Degas
It’s conceivable that a women wrote it, I’ve known women who both think and talk like that… altho none of them have enough brains to operate a computer much less hang out at a message board. Usually they spend their time trolling the nearest bar in search of the biggest cock.
“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good
things.” --Edgar Degas
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