hmmmmmmmm… pornTroll…who could it be…
Air Hubby?
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Air Hubby?
“Just Do Him!”
well welcome to the straight dope board…just glad its not me this time you guys are ripping on lol! and more posts like this one babe and your gonna get shreaded to death.
Me?? an asshole?? You better believe it!
Heather Lee
XheatherleeX@aol.com
I see by his, her, or its profile that he, she, or it has a total of two posts. Anyone seen the other one?
Modest? You bet I’m modest! I am the queen of modesty!
Never mind, I found it. It’s in metroshane’s “secrets” thread. It doesn’t resolve the issue any.
Modest? You bet I’m modest! I am the queen of modesty!
Yeah, the OP couldn’t possibly have been written by heatherlee. The concepts of spelling and grammar are way above her head.
Before my current life as a burned out hippie, I used to “get around.”
Now, here I am, happily single and usually celibate, though I’m not committed to the latter by any means. Some co-workers have started a notebook of “fun” stuff about working here, and in it they said that I have a huge cock. Here’s the problem: some idiot woman that recently started here has been bugging me to see it. She corners me in the elevator and stuff, saying she is “hot” and wearing out both her husband and her vibrator just thinking about my big dick. Now don’t get me wrong, she ain’t bad looking if you go for the leggy supermodel type. But damn, what’s with the large penis fascination? And her personality? Jesus, I’ve had more intelligent conversations with drunk tank inmates. The well of her soul ain’t even damp. What should I do?
I hate to say this, but…
Connie, if that’s you, I’m going to rip you a new one.
“ChrisCTP-…the sweetheart of the SDMB…” --Diane
Chris’ Homepage: Domestic Bliss
OK, so, the OP is written by a guy, cause no woman ever felt that way.
OK, so the guy just wants to get his off by stirring up fantasies about women who want to get it.
I am going to share a little story, filled with cyber and not so cyber sex, and women who have attitudes not exactly similar to Bigguns, but not entirely different, either. You are free to dismiss all or any part of it as fantasy, if you choose. It is a true story. I make no defense of my own behavior here related and no judgement of the lady in the story either. But I will ask some opinion from the readership on some aspects of it.
I met a woman on line, whom we shall call Debbie. Debbie was a regular member of a chat board I joined during my earliest years of on line life, which coincided with a pre-midlife, post divorce fanaticism I experienced regarding women. (OK, so I was seriously horny.) The chat board was pretty much dedicated to hot chat, of one or another sort and forums for exchanging other types of text based exchanges on subjects like sex, politics, love, and the human condition.
This was long ago, before the Internet was a superhighway; it was more like a highway passing through your town. Since it was very scrupulous about membership, and qualifying applicants with respect to age, and compliance with the rules of the board, it was a very successful chat board, and had internet accessibility, and a world wide membership. All text based, but real time, you could meet people, who you knew were on line for the express purpose of at least talking about sex, if not doing something about it. I was . . . stunned. Deer in the headlights stunned, in fact.
I met Debbie the first night. She was blatantly flirtatious, up to the limits (generous limits) permitted in the “public rooms” I had been in, and eager to go to a more private venue. I was hilarious, I am told, in my inexperience, and shyness. But I expressed myself in complete sentences, used courteous language, and typed with both hands. Little did I know that that put me in the top five percent for desirable men on line, at the time. Add that I was not married, and I was considered a desirable partner, by the first large group of women I had ever met who would say such a thing openly. In the months that followed I got to know Debbie, and a fair number of other women very well. Some, including Debbie, I even met in person.
Debbie was a Lawyer. She worked for a very well known Politician, and several Women’s rights organizations. She made it very clear to me that it was critical that no one in her “real life” ever found out about her on line, or off line sexual activities. Why? Because being a woman, and fucking like a bunny, because you just love it, was not politically acceptable to the Women’s movement. She was very worried about meeting me, because, unlike most of her casual partners, I knew her very well. That made it dangerous, and eventually, caused her to suggest that we stop meeting, even on line.
So, we move on to my question: Was this group of women, of whom Debbie was only an example, although a very clear one, so very atypical? Some of them claimed indeed to prefer very large penises, although as many expressed the opposite view, too. The open desire for sex simply for its own sake (and in very profane terms) seems to be unacceptable for women, even in the judgement of other women. Why?
The moral issue is not my question. I understand it well. I am not proselytizing for free love, or celibacy, simply wondering at the assumption, implicit in the denial of Bigguns’ femininity, that no woman could feel that way. Is it so? Why do women despise sluts? Certainly they do not represent competition to anyone who is not a slut herself. They can hardly be harming other women, since we are not discussing coercion of any sort. So, what is it?
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Before my life as a nameless, faceless, poster on this board I used to write my hot and horny sexual fantasies for Hustler. Yeah, sure, I got the tits and legs that make men cream. But you know, it always left me wanting: For the real thing.
And this just isn’t it. Sounds good. Almost sounds like it could be true. But there were those nasty little tell-tale signs.
Like: I’m an ex-leggy super model. Or an ex-super model with legs. Or I ate eggs for breakfast.
Well, shit howdy and flames, what are the odds?
You all know that I am the most fabulous chick in the world, well, just because I SAY so. I’m so fine that Mel Gibson would abandon his entire life for me. But still, I find myself sharing my sexual exploits here, on this board. Because… well…
(Message coming in)
NO ONE IN REAL LIFE WOULD BUY THIS LOAD OF RAT POO!
Oh, but hey, that’s just me and my bag. I could be wrong. But I don’t think so. Wait for this poster to share their secret sex site…
Say “panties”. Doesn’t that feel GOOD? Didn’t you want to say that? Say it again… “panties”.
And let Bigguns lick me until I’m happy.
Best!
Byz
Ok, I don’t know if this is for real or not, but I’m not jumping to any conclusions. Guess this makes me an outsider on this board. I’d just like to point out a few things:
First of all, maybe she is a supermodel. Maybe she’s just a model – my step-brother is, and I think he’s ugly as heck. Or maybe she’s lying; lots of people lie about their looks online. This is nothing new!
Ok, I am happily engaged to the man that I want to be with for the rest of eternity, but this would peak my interest.
I’ve never had to beg a guy to show me his dick. Most of the guys I know are quite willing to prove that they are well-endowed. Now, this doesn’t mean that all guys are like that, but that at least some are.
Yeah, me too.
These are things that I do when I get horny – what’s wrong here?
Hell, by now I’m considering a tyst with Bill.
I think I know why you are sharing this. Or at least, why I might. You either (a) want someone to tell you that it’s ok to fantasize about Bill, (b) want someone to tell you that it’s ok to sleep with Bill, or © you just like to talk about your sex life.
I like to talk about my sex life (much to the chagrin of some of my friends), so I understand. As for the other, I think you know that it would be inappropriate to sleep with Bill. However, I don’t see any reason not to fantasize about him as long as you don’t do anything. You might think up some interesting new things to try with your husband! Also, I like dougie_monty’s idea: trying to keep things with your husband hot is never a bad idea!
Cessandra
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PS I just wanted to point out the some fairly respectable people actually enjoy sex! (Yes, I’m operating under the impression that I am a respecatble person! Here come the flames!) I have been known as quite the slut. I was always careful about STDs and pregnancy (as much as you can be and still have sex), but I commited the terrible sin of having sex for fun. I even had sex with guys that I didn’t want to have relationships with (as a matter of fact, my fiancé was a one-night stand until he started asking me for my phone number every week!) How awful! And, oh-my-gosh!, even though I am engaged, I still have fantasies about other men!
Why is this sort of behavior so unacceptable for women? Do you realize that it’s gotten so bad that you can’t even date in high school? You have to commit to one guy (or not date anyone) or else you are a slut.
I really think that that’s one of the reasons that so many girls get pregnant in high school. They have to commit so young, and they start feeling very serious about their boyfriends. They start to believe that every guy they date could be “the one”. I know so many girls that wouldn’t even be having sex except that they really believe that they are in love. They are so sure that this 10th grade guy will marry them someday. It’s really sad.
Luckily, I never bought into this bull. I dated around, not sleeping with most of them, but still earning a bad rep – not because the guys were saying things, but because other girls were. Still, I feel that I developed much healthier views of love and sex than most of them. I have never done anything that I did not want to just to make a man happy. I have never stayed with a man that was abusive (ok, it was only one guy and only one time, but I kicked his ass!) And the only man that I have ever believed would marry me was the one that put a ring on my finger. Maybe it’s time to change the way we view a woman’s role in sexual relations. Down with the missionary position!
(PS I’m reposting this post in the pit, to prevent the hijacking of this thread.)
Cessandra
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Big hint,
Quote,
“I saw some grafitti in a notebook”
What grade was it the last time you observed girls keeping little graffiti books?
First off, I think that regardless of the validity of the poster (which I doubted from the beginning and still doubt) I think the “leggy supermodel” line was meant sarcastically as a tongue-in-cheek kind of thing. It never occured to me that the person was actually suggesting they were a model.
That said, I still think it sounds like a man/boy since I can count the number of women I know who like really big penises on one hand.
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O p a l C a t
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And what do they like on the other hand?
I knew someone was gonna say that. I really didn’t expect it to be Tom.
haha
pat
But how about the women who like them on two hands? Can you count those, too?
Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Closet cases suck. Sure I like big penises. But overly large ones are much better to look at than play with. Hint for the original poster, go fuck your brains out, tell your husband, don’t fuck him again until you have a STD test done.
Sqrl
Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter
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