Will stretching my nostril openings with sharpie accent caps work well?

In My Humble Opinion
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I want to get them much bigger and wider. I like to use these. http://img2.imagesbn.com/p/71641219755_p0_v1_s260x420.JPG

I can stuff the caps in my nostrils with the top peg inside my nose and the other end sticking out of my nose holes. I can also use them caps like a taper and gradually stretch my nostrils until the whole cap inside my nose. How long should i wear these caps in my nostrils to stretch them to a bigger size? Like every night, all night until i wake up? Like you do with a orthodontist retainer?

2

I wouldn’d suggest leaving anything in your nose while you sleep. Perhaps this is something you should discuss with your doctor.

3

There are larger sizes available. Get one for your mouth, too.

4

Seriously, this. Have you considered plastic surgery?

5

Sounds like a way to get obstructive sleep apnea.

6

Okay, I’ll bite. Why do you want to stretch your nostrils?

7

I want to have bigger and wider nostrils. Like Rick Ross.

http://media.salon.com/2013/04/rick_ross2-620x412.jpg

I would love that. I am Caucasian.

8

You need to see a plastic surgeon. What you want is rhinoplasty.

How old are you?

9

I’ll bite. Who the hell is Rick Ross?

10

Why did I know just by the title that the OP was a July 2014 join date?

You need a plastic surgeon, not sharpies stuck up your nose. Good grief.

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Some guy with facial tattoos and extremely poor taste in sunglasses, apparently.

12

Then you need to use Magic Markers.

13

Maybe you could get a visit a piercing/tattoo studio and ask them about it? I mean, usually stretching involves piercing your nostrils, but they might have some advice on doing so without the piercings.

He’s a rapper.

14

This helps one become a racehorse when one grows up, like Secretariat.

15

I am 22 years old.

16

Indeed, gotta roll with the 44 Magnum Permanent Marker. That is if he does want them to be permanent.

17

Huh.
A 22 year old white kid who wants to look like a black “gangsta” rapper.
How…original…

18

When I have the fat caps in my nose I cannot taste worth anything.

Should I buy some 3/4 inch glass ear gauge plugs to wear at night in my nostrils?

19

Go for the 1.5 inch glass ear gauge plugs. Highly recommended for nostril expansion.

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I will have to work my nostrils up to those. I can start at 3/4 inch or even a 1/2 inch.