Can genetically engineered fruit really make my vagina smell like peaches?

[Tuxie]

A friend of mine was telling me there is some startup company that is trying to develop some product (fruit?) Which changes a woman’s body chemistry to make her vagina smell like peaches! Is there any truth to this?

*It is a prank, right? A couple guys give some TED talk and see how many investors actually get fooled.

*Why peaches? What if guys take it? What kind of stone fruit will their penis smell like?

*If the technology is within reach to change a woman’s body chemistry enough to make her vagina smell like peaches, why not work to develop more practical things with the technology, such as cheap, safe, and reliable birth control? It is 2014 and people still care about what women’s vaginas SMELL like?

[am77494]

Here, I believe is thestraight dope:

Quote -
“If you’ve ever suffered from yeast infections or UTIs, Sweet Peach could help you. But if you’re hoping this probiotic will make your nether regions smell like ripe fruit, you’re out of luck.”

[lieu]

@Tuxie

It is 2014 and people still care about what women’s vaginas SMELL like?

Probably. In 2015 I’ll still look forward to a woman’s pear shaped ass smelling like pears.

[CalMeacham]

It would probably be much easier to make a GMO peach that smelled like a vagina.

[Budget_Player_Cadet]

@Tuxie

It is 2014 and people still care about what women’s vaginas SMELL like?

How often do you eat women out? Yes, if I’m shoving my face somewhere and licking for a good quarter to half an hour, I care what it smells like.

[BubbaDog]

If they could make a product that makes a man’s ejaculate taste like chocolate…there would be no wars.

[DoggyDunnit]

@BubbaDog

If they could make a product that makes a man’s ejaculate taste like chocolate…there would be no wars.

I was once informed by a guy who… err… “coaxed my hose” that my ejaculate tasted like pineapples.

I had eaten two cans of sliced pineapple a few hours prior.

And by the way, this thread title is full of win.

[Chefguy]

Can genetically engineered fruit really make my vagina smell like peaches?

Yes, but unfortunately it tastes like ass.

[Tom_Tildrum]

I think regular peaches would do the job just fine, as long as one stuffed enough of them up there.

[TroutMan]

At least it’s pretty easy finding volunteers for testing.

[Sparky812]

@BubbaDog

If they could make a product that makes a man’s ejaculate taste like chocolate…there would be no wars.

…not until they could make vaginas taste like peanut butter.

[LSLGuy]

PB - The Un-lubricant

[EdwinAmi]

simple solution: douche with peach juice

[sparky_1]

@BubbaDog

If they could make a product that makes a man’s ejaculate taste like chocolate…there would be no wars.

The great semen wars of the 2020’s would definitely be more interesting than the great soda wars of the 1980’s.

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@Tuxie

…It is 2014 and people still care about what women’s vaginas SMELL like?

Oh, baby, oh, baby - it’s one of the best smells in the world!

[Mangetout]

@Tuxie

What if guys take it? What kind of stone fruit will their penis smell like?

Plums.

[TroutMan]

@Mangetout

Plums.

What do you care? You’ll eat anything.

[Mangetout]

You smell faintly of fish.

[TroutMan]

@Mangetout

You smell faintly of fish.

Touché. Bring on the GMO!

[Fubaya]

@Tuxie

What if guys take it? What kind of stone fruit will their penis smell like?

It’ll smell like nuts