First of all, let me explain what I mean when I refer to the Theory of Body Signals. It isn’t a scientific theory, but rather a spiritual one. I’ve been observing and analyzing the body signals for decades now, and I like to think I understand what they signify and their potential to change human behavior.
The theory goes like this: God is able to communicate with all mankind not only through personal revelation, prophets and the scriptures, but also physically through certain “signals” which manifest as itches, muscular twitches, cramps and pains. These signals are not God’s primary means of communicating with us, His children, but are rather supplementary in nature. He doesn’t expect us to watch every little itch or twitch and try to decode them, but they are helpful in letting us know His will in general and work out our problems.
Here, then, are what I consider to be the most important body signals:
Left side of the body symbolizes evil Right side of the body symbolizes good Legs symbolize thoughts Arms and shoulder blades symbolize actions Left ear symbolizes God’s justice Right ear symbolizes God’s mercy Cheeks mean God didn’t say that Nose means choose
For example, if I think an evil thought, my left leg may itch or twitch. If I believe something God didn’t say, one of my cheeks may itch when I reference that belief in my thoughts. If I am kind to others, my right ear may itch or pulse. And so on.
So, if you are a Muslim and you believe that Allah justifies jihad against others in the name of your religion, I challenge you to pray to him about such war, watching the body signals carefully. I believe that Allah will convince you that peace and good will towards all others are His way, and that terrorism and jihad are foreign to His will.
Perhaps if all radical Islamists would follow these simple signals, the whole world would be transformed.
God is no respecter of persons. I possess the standard human male body, so it stands to reason that it’s like others in nature. Of course I could be a “custom version,” but I doubt it.
Your conception of God is that God is insane. God’s almighty and all-knwoing. If God wanted to give me messages through my body, it could speak directly in my ear in unambiguous language. Instead, God decides to send me symbolic signals through itches on various parts of my body, does that for everyone, in a code that nobody except you seems even to realize exists.
What possible motive would an all-powerful, omniscient being have for engaging in such a bizarrely ineffective means of communication?
I can think of only two motives: insanity or malevolence.
We are to walk by faith in this mortal lifetime; no one pleases God without faith. Like I said, I believe the body signals are merely supplementary by nature, not intended to be proof of anything.