Might as well start this one.
Boy, that outage sure sucked.
I would like to track down those responsible, and pull his scrotum over his head…
Think it was any recently-suspended die-hard Trump supporter?
Yeah it was for 24 hours or something 
And Prince is still dead, daggumit.
I went and played outside. It was a Recreational Outage.
I award this post the Golden Karen. Congrats.
They should have used an earlier back-up.
After reading the responses you must wait fifteen minutes to post in this thread.
We should have a Witch Hunt to find out who did this.
Witch hunts are always fruitful. Now let me just go find my witch scale.
I’m betting it was some ignorant savage who lost an argument on the dope.
Boy, that outage sure sucked.
It just plain sucked.
I’ve seen outages suck before but that was the suckiest suck that ever sucked.
It could have been worse. It could have been a repeat of the Winter of Our Missed Content.
That being said, if I ever find out who is responsible for this, there *will *be a reckoning.
I pit your assumption that the perp was in possession of male genitalia.
Yeah. Most of us were at the Dope light passing time mocking those who didn’t get the memo or the map. The beer was actually better, but the wings were cold.
I don’t think those were wings. That definitely wasn’t beer.
At least there are no threads in IMHO or GQ with “need answer fast” in the title!
Now that you mention it, I wondered why they had hair still on them.
Outage? What outage?