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We can't all wait for SPOOFE Bo Peep to get off his duff and post his 77 alleged photos, so I went out today and bought a scanner (a Lexmark X83, for those who care), and scanned 57 of my photos from DTF. To view them, go to the first picture and look at them one by one with the little orange arrows above the photo. And be sure to read the captions because i didn't spend the last hour writing them for my health. (Alternately, you can view thumbnails of the whole album. Try the "Album Viewer", it rocks.)
Someday, the prophecies tell us, SPOOFE Bo AndArrow will get around to posting his alleged photos. Until then, please enjoy mine (and Demo's) and let me know which ones you like!
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It wasn't tequila. I was jetlagged. Yeah, that's it. Jetlagged.
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Cool photos and captions, JoeyHemlock!
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Is it just me, or does Monster104 look like Edge from the wwf?
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Joey - I wasn't there (tho' I wish I had been) but, should you ever come to the UK I owe you beer(s) for those photos. Enjoyed them immensely. Especially the one of you and Fort Joey hee hee hee
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What a wonderful time that was! I can't wait to do it again, really.
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I love you, Joey. And I only look hideous in 1 photo, which is the cleavage one, so who cares, really?
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Important safety tip for people viewing at work:
DO NOT LOOK AT PICTURE 33! Thank you. That is all. |
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Joey, great pics! I laughed my ass off at your captions.
![]() I'll pick up my pics tomorrow, would you host them if I deliver them to you in scanned form? |
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Oh, good idea. Joey, I can send you mine (that I sent to Spoofe) if you want to put them up for me? Great captions! Only one, um, complaint: You should have warned us about #33
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Great job, Joey. I love your captions.
Jim |
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Joey, reading your captions only makes me love you more.
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Gaaah! Number 33! I'm blind!
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Photo 33 is my new desktop!
Thanks Joey, sweetie pie. Be my boyfriend. |
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Joey and Katie, sitting in a tree...
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Oh God! The "tree" photo isn't in there is it?
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GAH!!
ThinkAss! ThinkAss! ::runs out of thread:: |
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Depending on my ambition or lack thereof, mine may or may not make be up this weekend.
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Number 33...the horror...the horror.......
I am gonna have to spend a loooong time looking at Porc's cleavage shot to make up for that one
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I suppose it could have been worse.
He could have been SPREADING instead of clenching. |
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Ha! Those were great Joey! #33 has scarred me for life, though.
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I've got a baaaad feeling about this...
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Great photos! It looks like Katiefest was a blast.... errr I mean DopeToberFest
![]() I'm bummed I didn't go. There are quite a few dopers I would like to meet. Of course I can barely meet the dopers in tampa let alone the rest of the world but it's still a nice thought.
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Somebody has to say it....
Joey gives good head.
Nice job JH. |
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I could NOT figure out who it reminded me of! |
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Is it just me, or does Thinksnow's ass look like Bret Hart? I'm sorry for the lack of warning at #33. I wasn't thinking about people viewing at work (part of the dangers of being unemployed, I guess).
Coldfire and Mauvaise, if you'd like to e-mail me your photos, I'll be happy to post them. I'm sure SPOOFE Bo Bridges will have his up soon, though. My e-mail is joey.hemlock@att.net. Katie: Of course I'll be your boyfriend! Everyone else who said nice things: Of course I'll be your boyfriend! Ummm, I mean "thanks". |
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Large reward to whoever posts the first pic of Coldfire.
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I have a photo of Coldfire right here, but I've got no scanner. I'll just enjoy it all by myself.
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(Oh, and this is my 500th post. Feel special!) |
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Did anyone else notice that Joey Hemlock's head seems to be so huge it has it's own gravitational pull.
Did Spoofe forget to bathe? bad breath? what? oh and pic # 33, just might become my new desktop as well. ![]() Great pics and captions. |
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Not to promote my ass anymore than necessary, but, if you feel you simply must stare, there is a much better shot you can see in the OhDope thread, courtesy of MissCreant with the assist from Sophie.
Spoofe needs to get a move-on with those shots...I'm sure a Star Trek fan would have had them up by now.
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Not only do I have photos of Coldie from LA that I will be putting up later, if you click the little red house at the bottom of this post you can see my photos of him from Amsterdam (you’ll have to click on the Amsterdam directory).
So, do I win the prize? |
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My pictures sent to Joey. Let's see if he *cough* loses the one of him asleep on the bathroom floor
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MORE PICS!
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As always, the real highlights are the captions. TOOT TOOT!
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The captions are the highlights, JOEY. What a hoot!
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We have a winner! Great pics Mauvaise (and Joey), and the close-up of Coldfire's nametag is genius.
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I expected the Joey-passed-out-on-the-bathroom-floor photo to be deliciously embarrassing for Mr. Hemlock (although, I can't see how he could possibly beat the seaweed photo; that was faaaaabulous). But that photo's not embarrassing at all! That could be anyone passed out in Joey's bathroom, all wrapped up in a cocoon.
(My 500th post! All for Joey!) |
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Joey, will you marry me?
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Joey and Mauvaise, you rock! Great pics and captions!
Can someone tell me why every picture I'm in, I have a beer clenched in my little fist? |
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Great photos! Even greater captions!!
It's so seldom you find a man with creativity whose head has its own gravity well. |
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Re: MORE PICS!
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I may have some more photos for you (the ones that Padeye took), but I have to wait to hear back for permission to send them to you. |
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[blatant come-on]Thinksnow, you have absolutely fabulous legs![/blatant come-on]
But #33 was kind of scary. I've actually never seen a hairy ass from that angle. I've imagined it, though, and that's almost exactly what I thought it would look like. Y'all are a beautiful group and I'm sad I didn't even hear about it until it was over. The farthest I'll ever go for a Dopefest is probably New York, but I enjoy living vicariously through the pics. Muchos gracias for the great captions, Joey! The Fort Joey pic is a Dopefest classic. I particularly enjoyed the pic of Nymysys's apartment. Very glad I'm not the only one with various cigarette packs strewn about my home. ![]() I'm happy everyone had such a good time!
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Re: Pic #33
How does one clean projectile vomit off a monitor?
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Brilliant pics, my human beat box Joey, but just two comments - too many pictures of you, not enough pictures of me (or my nametags). Esprix
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*snicker, snicker, snicker*
i'll never look at a thinksnow post without giggling, ever again. damn you, Joey! *snickers some more* *waits expectantly for more pictures*
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Picture # 33 Mmmmmmmm thinkbutt.
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