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Old 11-02-2001, 03:15 AM
JoeyHemlock JoeyHemlock is offline
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We can't all wait for SPOOFE Bo Peep to get off his duff and post his 77 alleged photos, so I went out today and bought a scanner (a Lexmark X83, for those who care), and scanned 57 of my photos from DTF. To view them, go to the first picture and look at them one by one with the little orange arrows above the photo. And be sure to read the captions because i didn't spend the last hour writing them for my health. (Alternately, you can view thumbnails of the whole album. Try the "Album Viewer", it rocks.)

Someday, the prophecies tell us, SPOOFE Bo AndArrow will get around to posting his alleged photos. Until then, please enjoy mine (and Demo's) and let me know which ones you like!
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Old 11-02-2001, 03:20 AM
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It wasn't tequila. I was jetlagged. Yeah, that's it. Jetlagged.

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Old 11-02-2001, 03:49 AM
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Cool photos and captions, JoeyHemlock!
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Old 11-02-2001, 04:15 AM
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Is it just me, or does Monster104 look like Edge from the wwf?
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Old 11-02-2001, 04:25 AM
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Joey - I wasn't there (tho' I wish I had been) but, should you ever come to the UK I owe you beer(s) for those photos. Enjoyed them immensely. Especially the one of you and Fort Joey hee hee hee
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Old 11-02-2001, 04:57 AM
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What a wonderful time that was! I can't wait to do it again, really.
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Old 11-02-2001, 07:38 AM
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I love you, Joey. And I only look hideous in 1 photo, which is the cleavage one, so who cares, really?
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Old 11-02-2001, 08:06 AM
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Important safety tip for people viewing at work:

DO NOT LOOK AT PICTURE 33!

Thank you. That is all.
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Old 11-02-2001, 08:09 AM
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Joey, great pics! I laughed my ass off at your captions.

I'll pick up my pics tomorrow, would you host them if I deliver them to you in scanned form?
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Old 11-02-2001, 08:37 AM
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Joey, great pics! I laughed my ass off at your captions.

I'll pick up my pics tomorrow, would you host them if I deliver them to you in scanned form?

Oh, good idea. Joey, I can send you mine (that I sent to Spoofe) if you want to put them up for me?

Great captions! Only one, um, complaint: You should have warned us about #33
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Old 11-02-2001, 08:40 AM
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Great job, Joey. I love your captions.

Jim
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Old 11-02-2001, 08:49 AM
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Joey, reading your captions only makes me love you more.
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Old 11-02-2001, 08:56 AM
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Gaaah! Number 33! I'm blind!
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Old 11-02-2001, 09:16 AM
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Photo 33 is my new desktop!

Thanks Joey, sweetie pie. Be my boyfriend.
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Old 11-02-2001, 09:27 AM
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Joey and Katie, sitting in a tree...
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Old 11-02-2001, 09:40 AM
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Oh God! The "tree" photo isn't in there is it?
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Old 11-02-2001, 09:41 AM
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GAH!!

ThinkAss! ThinkAss!

::runs out of thread::
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Old 11-02-2001, 09:45 AM
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Gaaah! Number 33! I'm blind!
Hey, don't say I didn't warn you.
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Old 11-02-2001, 09:46 AM
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Depending on my ambition or lack thereof, mine may or may not make be up this weekend.
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Old 11-02-2001, 10:06 AM
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Number 33...the horror...the horror....... I am gonna have to spend a loooong time looking at Porc's cleavage shot to make up for that one
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Old 11-02-2001, 10:11 AM
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I suppose it could have been worse.


He could have been SPREADING instead of clenching.
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Old 11-02-2001, 10:12 AM
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Ha! Those were great Joey! #33 has scarred me for life, though.

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Old 11-02-2001, 10:20 AM
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I've got a baaaad feeling about this...
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Old 11-02-2001, 10:27 AM
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Great photos! It looks like Katiefest was a blast.... errr I mean DopeToberFest

I'm bummed I didn't go. There are quite a few dopers I would like to meet. Of course I can barely meet the dopers in tampa let alone the rest of the world but it's still a nice thought.
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Old 11-02-2001, 11:05 AM
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Somebody has to say it....

Joey gives good head.

Nice job JH.
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Old 11-02-2001, 11:23 AM
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Is it just me, or does Monster104 look like Edge from the wwf?
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!
I could NOT figure out who it reminded me of!
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Old 11-02-2001, 12:00 PM
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Is it just me, or does Thinksnow's ass look like Bret Hart? I'm sorry for the lack of warning at #33. I wasn't thinking about people viewing at work (part of the dangers of being unemployed, I guess).

Coldfire and Mauvaise, if you'd like to e-mail me your photos, I'll be happy to post them. I'm sure SPOOFE Bo Bridges will have his up soon, though. My e-mail is joey.hemlock@att.net.

Katie: Of course I'll be your boyfriend! Everyone else who said nice things: Of course I'll be your boyfriend! Ummm, I mean "thanks".
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Old 11-02-2001, 12:05 PM
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Large reward to whoever posts the first pic of Coldfire.
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Old 11-02-2001, 12:10 PM
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I have a photo of Coldfire right here, but I've got no scanner. I'll just enjoy it all by myself.
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Old 11-02-2001, 12:15 PM
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Large reward to whoever posts the first pic of Coldfire.
I have a photo of Cloggy, but until I get home after work and email them to Joey and he posts them... well, you're SOL
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Old 11-02-2001, 12:23 PM
JoeyHemlock JoeyHemlock is offline
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I have a photo of Coldfire right here, but I've got no scanner. I'll just enjoy it all by myself.
katie, i've been enjoying some photos of you "all by myself". Boyfriends can do that.

(Oh, and this is my 500th post. Feel special!)
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Old 11-02-2001, 12:25 PM
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Did anyone else notice that Joey Hemlock's head seems to be so huge it has it's own gravitational pull.

Did Spoofe forget to bathe? bad breath? what?

oh and pic # 33, just might become my new desktop as well.

Great pics and captions.
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Old 11-02-2001, 12:32 PM
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Not to promote my ass anymore than necessary, but, if you feel you simply must stare, there is a much better shot you can see in the OhDope thread, courtesy of MissCreant with the assist from Sophie.

Spoofe needs to get a move-on with those shots...I'm sure a Star Trek fan would have had them up by now.
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Old 11-02-2001, 02:23 PM
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Not only do I have photos of Coldie from LA that I will be putting up later, if you click the little red house at the bottom of this post you can see my photos of him from Amsterdam (you’ll have to click on the Amsterdam directory).

So, do I win the prize?
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Old 11-02-2001, 03:33 PM
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My pictures sent to Joey. Let's see if he *cough* loses the one of him asleep on the bathroom floor
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Old 11-02-2001, 05:58 PM
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MORE PICS!

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Originally posted by Mauvaise
My pictures sent to Joey. Let's see if he *cough* loses the one of him asleep on the bathroom floor
Don't worry, i left it in. Now available for viewing are Mauvaise's 26 photos, all cropped and ready for viewing. You can view the first one and step through, or you can view thumbnails of the whole album.

As always, the real highlights are the captions. TOOT TOOT!
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Old 11-02-2001, 06:15 PM
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The captions are the highlights, JOEY. What a hoot!
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Old 11-02-2001, 07:15 PM
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We have a winner! Great pics Mauvaise (and Joey), and the close-up of Coldfire's nametag is genius.
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Old 11-02-2001, 07:19 PM
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I expected the Joey-passed-out-on-the-bathroom-floor photo to be deliciously embarrassing for Mr. Hemlock (although, I can't see how he could possibly beat the seaweed photo; that was faaaaabulous). But that photo's not embarrassing at all! That could be anyone passed out in Joey's bathroom, all wrapped up in a cocoon.

(My 500th post! All for Joey!)
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Old 11-02-2001, 07:48 PM
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Joey, will you marry me?
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Old 11-02-2001, 08:01 PM
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maybe these will help to convince you that we are meant for each other




I'm especially proud of the duct tape photo, however a copy of the cleavage self portrait, is definately going to my mom.

oy!
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Old 11-02-2001, 08:16 PM
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Joey and Mauvaise, you rock! Great pics and captions!

Can someone tell me why every picture I'm in, I have a beer clenched in my little fist?
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Old 11-02-2001, 08:26 PM
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Great photos! Even greater captions!!


It's so seldom you find a man with creativity whose head has its own gravity well.
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Old 11-02-2001, 09:04 PM
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Joey and Mauvaise, you rock! Great pics and captions!

Can someone tell me why every picture I'm in, I have a beer clenched in my little fist?
Not our fault you're a lush
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Old 11-02-2001, 09:16 PM
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Re: MORE PICS!

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Originally posted by JoeyHemlock
As always, the real highlights are the captions. TOOT TOOT!
Joey, you rock hard! Thanks for posting them for me, and the captions are cracking me up!

I may have some more photos for you (the ones that Padeye took), but I have to wait to hear back for permission to send them to you.
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Old 11-02-2001, 09:37 PM
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[blatant come-on]Thinksnow, you have absolutely fabulous legs![/blatant come-on]

But #33 was kind of scary. I've actually never seen a hairy ass from that angle. I've imagined it, though, and that's almost exactly what I thought it would look like.

Y'all are a beautiful group and I'm sad I didn't even hear about it until it was over. The farthest I'll ever go for a Dopefest is probably New York, but I enjoy living vicariously through the pics. Muchos gracias for the great captions, Joey! The Fort Joey pic is a Dopefest classic.

I particularly enjoyed the pic of Nymysys's apartment. Very glad I'm not the only one with various cigarette packs strewn about my home.

I'm happy everyone had such a good time!
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Old 11-02-2001, 10:02 PM
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Re: Pic #33

How does one clean projectile vomit off a monitor?
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Old 11-02-2001, 10:13 PM
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I have a photo of Coldfire right here, but I've got no scanner. I'll just enjoy it all by myself.
Damn you, you Nazi Clog Bastard, for stealing my stalker! {shakes little fist}

Brilliant pics, my human beat box Joey, but just two comments - too many pictures of you, not enough pictures of me (or my nametags).

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Old 11-03-2001, 02:29 AM
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*snicker, snicker, snicker*

i'll never look at a thinksnow post without giggling, ever again. damn you, Joey!

*snickers some more*
*waits expectantly for more pictures*
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Old 11-03-2001, 04:59 AM
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Picture # 33 Mmmmmmmm thinkbutt.
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