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Old 11-15-2001, 04:03 PM
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In an SNL skit, Will Farrel (sp?) was able to do it after 3 years of yoga classes. I'm just wondering if it's possible and if so, can yoga help me do it?
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Old 11-15-2001, 04:07 PM
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I've heard that some people are flexible enough and - ahem - big enough to do it. Unfortunately, I can't and I've done yoga for many years. You may, however, develop enough flexibility. At any rate, it's possible.
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Old 11-15-2001, 04:08 PM
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Watch any professional gymnast. I certainly cannot do those things, but that doesn't mean it's impossible. A limber enough body, and enough practice...
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Old 11-15-2001, 04:19 PM
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probably,I've seen some very flexible people
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Old 11-15-2001, 04:22 PM
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Yep.

And if you're properly equipped, yep.
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Old 11-15-2001, 04:22 PM
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I saw a guy do it in a porno movie 20 years ago. Some girl told him to blow himself and he did.
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Old 11-15-2001, 04:25 PM
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This is discussed in the movie "Clerks"... somebody's cousin tried it and boke his neck, leading to great embarassment...
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Old 11-15-2001, 04:38 PM
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TMI warning!!!





A few years ago, when I was much more flexible than I am now, I was able to just barely do this. Obviously I couldn't get much of "it" into my mouth, not even all of the head. (And FTR, I'm not particularly big.) Still, it is possible, although greatly overrated.

You now know more about me than you ever wanted to.
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Old 11-15-2001, 04:55 PM
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is it possible for a female to do it?
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Old 11-15-2001, 05:00 PM
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There was a member of my scout troop who could do this. Very entertaining at camp-outs, to say the least (and yes, he was hung like the proverbial horse)
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Old 11-15-2001, 05:03 PM
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What the hell kind of scouts were you?

And how old was this kid hung like a horse? And where the hell was the scoutmaster? Is there a merit badge for it?
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Old 11-15-2001, 05:22 PM
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http://www.angelfire.com/la2/cirque/images.html
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Old 11-15-2001, 05:25 PM
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how did he manage an erection at Scouts? it's all boys isnt it?
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Old 11-15-2001, 05:25 PM
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Damit preview not submit.


http://www.angelfire.com/la2/cirque/images.html
Look for the two contortionists a little over halfway down.
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Old 11-15-2001, 05:56 PM
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JellyDonut, are you a guy or a girl?

It sure is possible at least for guys! But then you have to deal with two feelings, giving & receiving at the same time & your brain gets dizzy. I won't tell just how I know that. lol
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Old 11-15-2001, 06:05 PM
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JellyDonut, are you a guy or a girl?

It sure is possible at least for guys!


Do you mean, "Oh, I didn't realize that not all guys can do this"? If more men could, I don't know what might happen. I imagine that our species might eventually give way to other, less flexible species. I think dogs might be on top now if they couldn't lick themselves.
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Old 11-15-2001, 06:29 PM
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I have an MPEG movie of a guy doing this.

I am not sure why I find it so fascinating because I already knew it could be done and I cannot do it.
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Old 11-15-2001, 06:57 PM
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btw i would reckon it wouldnt be too good on your internal organs giving yourself a bj. i mean you'd have to bend your back in such a way that they would get a bit crushed. and if you bobbed up and down like a proper bj, you could end up with you pancreas were your liver should be etc.
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Old 11-15-2001, 07:15 PM
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I can't believe I'm answering this...

OK-

I have a guy friend who claims that this works:

Lie on your back either in bed or on a comfortable surface(this works best naked - obviously)

Then lift your legs up so they're straight in the air and your body is in an L shape.

Follow this through until your feet touch the floor above your head (so your body is "folded" with the back of your legs facing up)

Now, if you can get an erection at this point...or if you alread have one, my friend claims that gravity will cause the offending member to just "drop" near your waiting mouth (eeeeew!). Just stretch your neck up a bit and go nuts (litterally)!
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Old 11-15-2001, 07:45 PM
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Why would you WANT to?

UGH!!!
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Old 11-15-2001, 08:59 PM
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Why would you WANT to?

UGH!!!
As this is the most important point in the thread so far, I thought it was worth repeating.
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Old 11-15-2001, 09:28 PM
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I can't.
But, if I could I probably wouldn't ever leave home.

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Old 11-15-2001, 09:53 PM
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oooo, you could be your own new best friend!
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Old 11-15-2001, 10:31 PM
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Yes, it can be done. I can do it.
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Old 11-16-2001, 12:17 AM
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My cousin Walter broke his neck trying to suck his own dick. Bible truth. My aunt found him. On his bed, doubled over himself with his legs on top. Dick in his mouth. My aunt freaked out. It was a mess. Balls resting on his lips. He made it though. But at what a price.
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Old 11-16-2001, 12:40 AM
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My cousin Walter broke his neck trying to suck his own dick. Bible truth. My aunt found him. On his bed, doubled over himself with his legs on top. Dick in his mouth. My aunt freaked out. It was a mess. Balls resting on his lips. He made it though. But at what a price.
Bible Truth. Posting unattributed quotes from the movie "Clerks" as your own text in GQ with not even a winking smiley for context is not the best way to start your SDMB voyage.


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Balls Resting On His Lips
Randal: Balls resting on his lips.
Dante: Wow. He really made it.
Randal: Yeah, but at what a price.
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Old 11-16-2001, 12:43 AM
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Wow

17 newbies signed up just to respond to this thread!!!
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Old 11-16-2001, 01:04 AM
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Yes.


or, more appropriately...


Seriously, the 2nd time I've ever used emoticons, and it's for this...



It's not all that it's cracked up to be. Really.
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Old 11-16-2001, 01:23 AM
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What the hell kind of scouts were you?

And how old was this kid hung like a horse? And where the hell was the scoutmaster? Is there a merit badge for it?
Just the good old, standard Boy Scouts of America.

The 'Kid' was a 16 year old - near the top end of the scouting scale. The Scoutmaster was in his tent, asleep. No merit badge, I THINK. If there was, he didn't wear it in public.
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Old 11-16-2001, 02:13 AM
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A friend of a friend could do it and did often apparently.

Asked jokingly whether he spits or swallows, he responded -with a straight face no less - "a little of both"

EWWWW!!!!!!
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Old 11-16-2001, 07:36 AM
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Why would you WANT to?

UGH!!!
Because I love myself. (No need for a here.)
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Old 11-16-2001, 07:43 AM
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Reminds me of an old joke:

I was two inches away from getting a blow job last night - I just couldn't bend any further!
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Old 11-16-2001, 09:20 AM
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If you can, do you spit or swallow?
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Old 11-16-2001, 09:50 AM
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OK, someone needs to say this:

JellyDonut, you have waaaaaaay to much time on your hands.

Try to improve your social skills.

Have a nice chat with your parents.

Call your grandparents.

Hang out with your friends.

Try getting a girlfriend.

Try getting out of the house.

Stop watching late night HBO.

Give the porn up for awhile.

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaase!!!!!

As cool as you think it is now, I doubt you will ever be able to put 'can give self blowjobs' on a resume.

Or mention it at a family reunion. "Oh by the way, Aunt Sally, did you know I can suck my own schlong? Been doin' it for years."

Just let it go, please.
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Old 11-16-2001, 09:53 AM
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does anyone think giving yourself a blowjob would be a good turn on for girls?
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Old 11-16-2001, 10:21 AM
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Re: OK, someone needs to say this:

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Originally posted by Enuma Elish
JellyDonut, you have waaaaaaay to much time on your hands.

Try to improve your social skills.
Sociawhozits?
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Have a nice chat with your parents.
What for?
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Call your grandparents.
Again: what for?
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Hang out with your friends.
I do, but sometimes I don't and I need an enjoyable activity to fill those times
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Try getting a girlfriend.
Hahahaha, you think I haven't tried that. Ugly guys need pleasure too!
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Try getting out of the house.
Away from my computer? Never!
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Stop watching late night HBO.
We don't get HBO...you have to pay extra for it (Grr) but once the cable company screwed up and gave us it by accident for about a week. I still have the videotapes
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Give the porn up for awhile.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

P.S. Why did you even bother posting to this thread, or even opening it if you know I've got such a "serious problem." I just wanted a little anatomical question answered, a little bit of curiosity fulfilled. It's not like I'm going to try it...again.
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Old 11-16-2001, 10:43 AM
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Already alluded to by Guinastasia and the four posters after, but it's a good question: If you can -or even if you can't but wish you could (a la urban1)-, how does that affect your sexual orientation? People who respond such as Guinastasia did are probably flaming heterosexuals, so the question is already answered for them.
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Old 11-16-2001, 10:48 AM
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I have an MPEG movie of a guy doing this.
Is that the guy who is the image of Michael Flatley.
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Old 11-16-2001, 11:10 AM
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Hey isn't it true that some guy had surgery performed on himself and thus had some ribs removed with the sole purpose of being able to suck his own dick? I've heard stories about it but it might be an urban legend. Does anyone know?
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Old 11-16-2001, 01:46 PM
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Already alluded to by Guinastasia and the four posters after, but it's a good question: If you can -or even if you can't but wish you could (a la urban1)-, how does that affect your sexual orientation? People who respond such as Guinastasia did are probably flaming heterosexuals, so the question is already answered for them.
This was discussed in another thread and is a matter for GD. If you are a male and like a female doing it, it was said in that thread that you wouldn't let a male do it unless you are a homosexual. So what if you are blindfolded and cannot see the sex of the person doing it? You'd still enjoy it, provided you thought the person was a female. Even better, your girlfriend. If you can do it to yourself, you know the person is of the same sex, so it is not quite the same. However, the knowledge of the sex of the blower only vitiates the pleasure psychologically. Once you get over the hang-up of the sex, the pleasure is the same. I can't do it, but, as I said, I love me and would if I could.
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Old 11-16-2001, 01:47 PM
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In an old skin flick called "Lips," Ron Jeremy sat in a hammock chair and sucked himself to an astonishing degree. Mr. Jeremy is far from being a gymnast or a ballet dancer. His penis is a bit larger than average, but not equestrian. He was just very flexible. He didn't even use the upside down Plow position mentioned by mellonhead.

SlickUSA wanted to know if this talent would be a turnon for girls. The taped copy of "Lips" I saw had been passed around by several women at work. I happened to overhear their conversation about it, peppered with several "OhmyGods" and seat-squirming.

Attrayant wondered if autofellatio would change one's sexual orientation. Sex with oneself is called masturbation, and it doesn't change one's orientation. It doesn't matter what part of yourself you're playing with.
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Old 11-16-2001, 02:03 PM
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Hey isn't it true that some guy had surgery performed on himself and thus had some ribs removed with the sole purpose of being able to suck his own dick? I've heard stories about it but it might be an urban legend. Does anyone know?
Snopes says it's false. http://www.snopes2.com/horrors/vanities/ribs.htm
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Old 11-16-2001, 04:53 PM
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And on that note, I'm declaring this question asked and answered.

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