Not succeeded, necessarily. But, in a weak moment, have you tried?
I just finished reading Paul Feig’s second memoir Superstud: or How I Became a 24-Year-Old Virgin. Very funny stuff. And one of the funniest chapters was about his attempt to blow his own horn (if you know what I mean). At the beginning of the chapter, Feig writes, “Maybe it’s because I feel the need to confess, in the hope that other guys will tell me that they too have done what I’m about to tell you I attempted at one point in my life…”
And that started me thinking – do a lot of guys try this? I know it’s possible – my dad tells a fairly freaky story about coming into the berthing area of a ship he was on and finding a group of guys huddled around a rack in which a shipmate was successfully having his way with himself – but this is surely a pretty rare talent. But trying? Could be commoner, I’d think.
So. Have any of you attempted this? Or do you know anyone else who has?
I’m certain that, if plied with enough alcohol, every male you’d ask this of would say “Sure, damn near broke my back, too!”. Add more alcohol and the stories involved would escalate to epic tales of adventure no doubt.
Personally, I frequently have dreams about such an act, and then when I wake up I feel profoundly disappointed.
I recently saw a show, called Sin Cities (its apparently british) where one of the Go-Go dancers on Ibiza did this as part of his act. His member was of impressive size, but flexibility was his true secret. He could actually get it in, not just lick the head.
…No, I never have and almost certainly never will try. However, I do know of one poster one time who said something similar, expecting everyone would pat him on the back and say, “ah, yea man, in my days we called that college.” Instead, his revelation was met with blank posts, as everyone became confused, scared, or curious.
One of my buddies could, did, and would happily demonstrate if asked to do so by a skeptic. IIRC, we were about thirteen at the time. His act was a real crowd pleaser.
I remember the old *similar[/] thread as well. There was only one person who confessed to having the flexibility, and he acted completely disgusted and confused by the idea. Clearly, he had issues.
