Why? Curiosity, laziness, or some other reason?
Using the yoga Plow position, I was not quite flexible enough.
One of my ex’s friends got arrested for public intoxication and taken to jail. It was there that this friend decided to try it. In jail. And the cot broke. And he got stuck in the cot frame. And hurt his back trying to get out. And eventually had to call for help.
True story. My ex was the one that picked him up in the morning.
I’ve had that dream too.
I knew a guy who could do this. He demonstrated - his clothes were on, but it was clear he had the flexibility to do it.
It’s little gems like this that keep bringing me back here. 
I drempt once of auto fellatio. I woke up with a sore back and a strange taste in my mouth.
No, but there was this guy from Nantucket…
I love this thread. And the answer is yes, sadly without success. Although when I was 14 and somewhat (OK, very) naive, I attempted to give myself a “blow job” by means of a length of plastic tubing. Didn’t do much for me, I have to say :smack: .
If you can’t lose weight with that incentive, what hope has anyone else got?
I enjoyed (and still do) both sensations – the giving as well as the receiving. And having both, simultaneously, alone, is positively mind-blowing.
And, on preview:
Dead Cat, I’m slowly but surely getting there. When I disappear from the boards for a couple of weeks, you’ll know I probably made it. 
Seems obviuos to me. Swallowing is miles ahead of spitting. If I could I would.
Did anyone else think this thread was going to be about road head?
My late great-aunt did a lot of canning, but I don’t ever remember her licking her genitals.
Then again, I didn’t know her as a young woman in the 1920s – I understand she was quite adventurous.
Mean People Suck!
Nice people swallow
I’m also puzzled by the “weak moment” bit. Auto-Fellatio kicks ass.
That dog gwan bite youuu…
Enjoy,
Steven
[another old joke] Two guys standing on a corner see a dog licking its genitals.
Man #1 " Say, I wish I could do that"
Man #2 “Maybe if you pet him real nice, he’ll let you.” [/another old joke]
No need to pet me guys, I ain’t that kind of dog.
Tried, got a couple inches in, got bored. The position outweighed any pleasure. It just seemed like too much work to get off, quite frankly.
Peace - DESK
I was attending an all-boys’ school in seventh grade. One of the standard dismissive lines there was, “Ah, go suck your dick.” One day midway through the year, the lightbulb went on in my head about how fun that might be.
I remember being filled with anticipation on the bus ride home that day, and then grievously disappointed when I found that, even at the tender age of 12, I didn’t have the necessary flexibility.
Let’s face it - the reason we’re here is that we’re descended from the guys who couldn’t manage this little trick. So it makes sense that few of us can do it either.
Me three (or four, however many it is).
Tried to actually accomplish it once, as a teenager. Gave up rather quickly: “Yeah, like that’s going to happen.” Never tried again.
Still have the dreams though. Weird.
Never had the inclination or the desire.
Because, frankly, I don’t think I’d respect myself in the morning.
No matter what I told myself the night before.
Tried. Tried and failed. Although I dare say us girlies have a bit farther to go, so to speak, and would thus require even more flexibility.