I’m confused - you’re a girl with a penis?. Perhaps one of us is needs to go look up the word “fellatio” again. 
I could do it when I was a teenage. Sadly, it is like tickling yourself. It isn’t the same as somone else doing it to you.
Speak for yourself. 
What you’ve dreamed about suck’n Whifton_Polekitty’s penis?
Ba-dum-bump!
Thank you folks, I’ll be here all week…
Naw. I’m extremely flexible, and wouldn’t be surprised if I could get at least close. But there’s something about imagining lapping my own cooze that makes me go euuuuu. I mean, I’m very clean, and I admit that my own personal fragrance is kinda pleasant, but still. Euuuuu. I guess that’s a pretty good confirmation that I’m hetero, if I hadn’t known it before.
Dude, if I could do that, do you think I’d be wasting my time hanging out here??
I’m with you, Amazon Floozy Goddess, although I’m not sure I could have put it so eloquently. I’m kind of surprised that so many have tried this. It really just isn’t a thing I would ever have dreamed of trying!
Anyway, I’m tempted to find an email for Paul Feig and send him a link to this thread. I’m sure it would make him feel better to know he isn’t a completely deviant weirdo – or at least no more of a deviant weirdo than many members of the SDMB… Whatever that’s worth.
There was a busker who could actually contort his body such that he could fit through the loop of a tennis racket (strings removed). This was his signature act - absolutely amazing.
But as a warm up he performed various contortions, one of which was bending over, pushing his arms, elbows, shoulders then finally his head past his knees. He’d walk around like this, staring himself in the ass. While in this position he said to the crowd…
“For those wondering… yes!”
[pause for laughter]
“Don’t worry, that went over the kids’ heads. And if it didn’t - it’s your fault!”
He went by the name “Al Akazam” or something like that. Very funny and unforgettable to watch.
Oh, and to the OP… um, yes - but no luck…
Wow…this could be a way to get more men to practice yoga.
There. I easily found an email for him and sent him a link. I’ll eet you know what he says, if I hear back from him. Hopefully, he won’t hold my inability to code correctly against me…
I cant hardly just glance at the ground without it hitting my in the mouth or forehead or something. One time I nearly choked to death, all cause I gasped in surprise at something.
From Clerks:
Randall: As if the guy’s some kind of pervert for trying to go down on himself.
Dante: I could never reach.
Randall: Reach what?
Dante: You know.
Randall: What, your dick?
Dante: Like you said, everyone gets curious and tries it.
Randall: I never tried it…fucking pervert.
We’re at post 54 and still I don’t see one.
sigh
Fine, I’ll do it.
My cock is so large I can suck it standing straight up
As a side note, I don’t even have to try. I know right away my back doesn’t bend like that. But, for the sake of the thread I’ll give it a go.
Nope.
Good news for the wife (and my employer) I guess.
You mean except post 52?
When I was 14, I did it a couple of times, then lost the flexibility to reach that far. As someone else said, its not really worth the discomfort involved.
And they said people don’t recycle anymore.
All of a sudden that monkey that drinks from his own pee stream seems like such an underachiever.
Maxwell Smart
Missed it by that much…
/MS
Or send a bunch of us to the chiropractor.
CRACK
Ouch!
I think the guy on the front cover of the Aenima cd by Tool is giving it a go.
Oh yeah. Except that one.
I must have missed it because the head of my cock is so huge it was blocking the monitor (and I was also attempting to cram it in my mouth)