Have any of you attempted auto fellatio?

Yeah i’ve tried a couple times. I’m just a couple inches away from contact :smack: :mad:

Suddenly, Trudy’s comments about Sting going for hours nonstop thanks to yoga take on a new and disturbing meaning.

Reminds me of my dad going to see George Carlin.

Carlin tells the dog joke: “My dog licks his own balls. If I could do that, I’d never leave the house!”

My dad shouts “Yeah, the dog wouldn’t let you!”

Pop says George saluted him. :wink:
As for the OP: Yeah, I’ve tried, but I stand by the tickling argument: There’s no surprise, no disconnect. Besides, I’d always taken a BJ as a reward and expression of love. Not likely with my self-esteem. :smiley:

Nope.

Never tried it, never even thought about trying it.

Though I’ve never relished the idea of having someone’s genitals in my mouth(particulary my own).