Allegedly a member of our staff can give himself a blow-job. Though I didn’t witness him saying so.
A week ago the rumour was ‘Someone in the studio can…’ but now I know who it is I wish I didn’t.
Since no-one has approached him directly to confirm or deny the rumour, I ask:
1 How likely is it that this person can give himself head?
2 Is there a ‘1% can, 99% try’ or similar statistic?
3 Most importantly, is it something you can train yourself to do - or is the only ingredient raw talent?
Auto fellatio? What kind of person gives head to a car?
A curious doper might type “auto fellatio” in Google and see what kind of sites come up.
Your question might be answered. Your appetite for dinner might be curbed.
For the love of God, no links in this thread.
posted by Coldfire
For some reason that made me laugh.
I agree. If someone is really that curious about this sort of thing…they can find it easily enough on their own.
If he can, why does he leave home?
Quick answer: Yes.
A guy at a party did it as a “party trick” for a group of ladies. He then walked into the bedroom with 2 of them. (Not that he needs them I guess)
Huh.
Well, it’s a change from the everpresent Darjeeling and cucumber sandwiches alright.
*Originally posted by cykrider *
**Quick answer: Yes.
A guy at a party did it as a “party trick” for a group of ladies. He then walked into the bedroom with 2 of them. (Not that he needs them I guess) **
Thinking of a delicate way to pose this…
Why would a straight male (and not presuming the guy you know is) want to do this? The general reaction I’ve seen is along the lines of “because he can.” But I think that’s silly - even if I was that pliable, I wouldn’t want to do that. Maybe it’s just me.
I think the kinsey’s reports said that something like 3% of males succeed in self fellatio but i forget how many try ( if i spelled that wrong i apologize)
Billdo
August 12, 2002, 1:22am
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Surely you’ve heard the expression: “She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.”
I was thinking the exact thing when I read the OP.:eek:
TVGuy
August 12, 2002, 1:39am
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in my, um, experience, it’s really been a matter of a very flexible back and … er … how do you say this politely … um, “magnitude”
OK, where’s that damned “blushing smilie” when you need him?
TVGuy
August 12, 2002, 1:40am
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…and the one that goes “she (he) could ‘suck-start’ a harley” :eek:
That’s silly. Straight guys jerk themselves off, but they won’t jerk off other men (after adolescence that is).
Therefore, that member of your staff, must have a staff for a member.
-AmbushBug
[sub]raising the tone of the board since 1969[/sub]
**The reports were reliable.
He was just that pliable.
His length was undeniable.
His position was unassailable,
He is clearly self-impaleable.
However-being married- he was unavailable.**
Cartooniverse
Your office wouldn’t happen to be in Nantuckette would it?
Kal
August 12, 2002, 4:01am
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From the late, great, Bill Hicks:
A woman one night yelled out, “Yeah, you ever try it?” I said, yeah. Almost broke my back. It’s that one vertebrae, I swear to God, it’s that close. I think that vertebrae is going to be the thing to go in our next evolutionary step. Just a theory and a fervent prayer. Yeah, now all the guys are going, “Honey, I have no idea what he’s talking about. I think he’s a devil-child.” That may be true, but guys, yyyyyou know what I’m talking about. I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight, guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you’d be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage.