An even curiouser doper might type “sex with a car” in Google and see what kind of sites come up.
:eek:
Happy
You get the best sig award for tonight bug boy.
Oh… and here is the link
and then…
[Dr. Klan]
We were honored by his presence. He was a party guest of extra-ordinary magnitude…
[/Dr. Klan]
[sub]Sorry. Couldn’t stop that one from slipping out…[/sub]
And if you sing this to the tune of Robert Palmer’s “Simply Irresistable,” make sure you have the Brillo & Clorox to scrub it from your brain.
I’ve said this repeatedly. If I could that, I’d never leave the house again.
If he swallows, is that considered recycling?
I thik it’s a nasty rumour, if the guy was able to do you you think he’d ever leave the house?
Damn you Stofsky… I’m out of Clorox.
Okay, time for a ** Mad About You ** moment: Paul has to go to Fran’s kid’s school recital cause Fran is his wife’s best friend. As Paul is waiting to leave, Murray the dog starts licking himself. The studio audience goes nuts, Paul Reisser stares at the dog with huge eyes, looks around, then turns back into Paul Buchman as he delivers the perfect line:
** If I could do what you’re doing, I wouldn’t have to go out tonight. **
I guess the dog wouldn’t let him then…?
I direct you to the above answer, which is NOT “because he can”…c’mon, now, you KNEW the answer was really “because chicks dig it.”
Or something. Uhm. Pay no attention to the Polaroids in the locked case…
Corr
(who has nothing to reciprocate with but the ability to lick her own nipples)
Why would chicks dig this? It completely removes them from the equation!
Maybe that is exactly why.
The four magic words.
Happy,
Being able to lick your own eyebrows, now that’s a talent that’ll get you some action!
Ah! So if a guy tells a girl, “hey, I can fellate myself!” the girl’s natural reaction might be, “Ooooooh! Let me see! Sure beats doing it myself!”
Quick poll of the ladies: If a guy told you this, would you be intrigued (sexually or not), or would you run away screaming in terror?
Kal:
So would breathing through your ears.
Then again, if he had the ability to lick his own eyebrows and was trying to impress the women, I’d think he’d be more likely to just lick his own eyebrows, as opposed to fellating himself…
Dan: That’s what I was kinda getting at
To quote the joke:
Not surprising. I tell my coworkers they can do that all the time.
I’m hoping you signed with your name here…
Hmmm, I once tried Auto Fellatio, but burned my lips on the exhaust pipe.