As opposed to a self-portrait of me attempting to self-fellate?
No, that would look more like this:
:o 
I think I first heard George Carlin in one of his early HBO specials use this line.
I once told a friend that he had a spot of mustard right about where his cheekbone was. He then stuck his tongue out lizard-like and licked it off (the mustard). It was apparent he could reach farther than that if he wanted to. Another friend and I just looked at each other for about five minutes after witnessing this.
Isn’t there a fairly amusing scene in Clerks where Randall gets Dante to admit he’s tried self-fellatio? I think Randall details a story about a guy that broke his back trying it.
DANTE: I could never reach.
RANDAL: Reach what?
DANTE: You know.
RANDAL: What, your dick?
DANTE: Yeah. Like you said, you know. I guess everyone tries it, sooner of later.
RANDAL: I never tried it.
DANTE glares at RANDAL. Silence. Then…
RANDAL: Fucking pervert.
Lendervedder, that portrait was disturbingly accurate :eek:
Well, I would think that licking one’s eyebrows would demonstrate the length and flexibility of one’s tongue, soooo…
Anyhoo, self-fellatio sounds dangerous to me. A good way to throw your back out, or give yourself whiplash, etc.
Am I the only one who thinks fellate sounds just wee to close to fillet… especially when pronounced by my redneck relations…:eek:
WHAT? AND NOBODY HAS COME UP WITH THE CLASSIC YET??
Q: Why do dogs lick their balls?
A: Because they can
Tastes like chicken.
Don’t ask my how I know that. But aren’t there any women who can do this to themselves? I have seen women doing yoga & it would seem to be possible.
In response to the poll, I would be totally intrigued if a guy informed me they possessed this skill of skills. I can also stand by to perform the Heimlich maneuver if he chokes.
"Don’t you know that you are a shooting star
Don’t you know
Don’t you know that you are a shooting star
And all the world will love you
Just as long, as long as you are . . . "
SmackFu beat me to it!
Actually, I have witnessed this first hand. It is strangely hot.
TVGuy is right - flexible back, rather well endowed, and not much distance between head and…um…head.
I have a massive porn collection, and I’m always looking for weird stuff to add. I have several pictures of this particular act. One guy is using a staircase to help him acheive the desired position. Another guy is just sitting in a regular office chair, he looks like he’s made of rubber or something.
Incidently, these are NOT fakes. I’ve had considerable experince spotting fakes, and these are genuine. I’ve thrown out several that were obviously doctored.
Curiously, the only picture of a woman attempting auto-fellatio WAS a fake. I guess it’s just not anatomically possible.
It’s pretty easy to do. I read recently in some women’s magazine (Cosmo Jr?) that about 28% of the guys have tried to do it.
Sure isn’t. Auto-cunnilingus might be, though.
I could do this in High School … difficult to enjoy myself since I couldn’t breathe while doing it.
darkrabbit
Nope. I used to be one of those lucky 3% in my younger more flexible days.
You know how when you try to tickle yourself it’s just not the same experience as when someone else is tickling you? The same principle works here.
The last post on this thread was from '02. I tried to suck myself when I was a teen. Almost made it, I could get the tip between my teeth, but the strain on my lower back was too much to take, so I gave up. I fantasize about it a lot, would love to get my cock in my mouth. I am not attracted to men. I love femininity. I love watching the Trans Women on Chaturbate. A girl cock would be great! It would be so easy to suck a girl cock!
Zombie fellatio. Nothing like it.
Fortunately.
Does he lie to himself and say he won’t come in his mouth?
I would say “Damn, that escalated quickly” but it was 16 years in coming.
Cumming?