No, I’m just breathing hard.
Thanks for asking though.
I think this topic is just about spent.
I prefer to believe it played itself out.
Regards,
Shodan
There is just no blood left in it.
Why did I have to read this? I cannot unsee the image of a man bending over himself.
Shoot 'em in the…er…head!
I used to be able to do so. I am nowhere near that flexible anymore.
As Meatloaf said “A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.”
It’s never to late for a little head to head competition.
This thread sucks. :mad:
Well, that right there is succinct.
(And it made me laugh:))
Years ago, a woman I knew lent me a copy of a flick called Lips. I watched it at home, and it certainly showed a scene where a fellow sucked his own. Even when I was younger and more flexible, I tried but couldn’t do it myself.
Because he would want to enjoy the experience and there’s nobody else available who would be willing to give him head?
(This is a complete guess, and doesn’t at all imply that I tried and failed to give myself head when I was a teenager)
(It also doesn’t imply that at the time I would have been equally satisfied with a boy or a girl giving me head, since I would have found both equally attractive sexually)
More seriously, even the most homophobic of the most purely heterosexual men aren’t likely to have an issue with self-whatever. For instance, I’m pretty sure that even if idea of having their cock being touched by another man disgust them to the point of throwing up, they probably have no issue with masturbation.
My husband can do it. Easily.
Or, as George Carlin said about watching his dog lick himself, “If I could do that I’d never have to leave the house.”
I saw Ron Jeremy do it in a movie once. (They won’t let him back in now.)
I knew there was a thread about this somewhere.
Last night, I was watching some bat videos, and of course there were bat mating videos in the mix. A bat’s penis expands about 10 times in size when it’s erect, and they can indeed blow themselves, especially if they’re hanging upside down and have gravity on their side. :eek: One video was taken at a zoo, and this white stuff splattered all over the window, and the woman filming said she wondered for a split second where all that white paint came from.
One wonders if anyone has ever done this, successfully or otherwise, in a small town outside Des Moines, Iowa, or a larger town near Atlanta?
I want to do this event just for the name:
(There–you’ll never watch reruns of Community the same again.)
I used to be able to do it when I was a skinny gymnast just to see if I could. It is just a novelty and doesn’t feel like much. It is like trying to tickle yourself. It doesn’t work that well even if you can pull it off. I was able to do it the last time I tried about 10 years ago. It is a cool yoga move but not much more than that. I wish it worked. I love blowjobs more than anything especially from my priest girlfriend - holy shit! - I still haven’t gotten her to tell me her rate and I wish I could get the same effect myself but it doesn’t work that way.