See query.
Maybe there’s some biometric sweet spot that can be used for anthropological studies.
Goniometry just sounds so right here.
Obligatory (Clerks vid, 1:50 on.)
I, for one, cannot.
At best, I can see how statistics might be gathered on the claim.
Wouldn’t evolution have selected against this long ago? Men who could autofellate would never find time to seek food, much less mates.
You’ll have to wait for an answer, we’re busy.
I cannot. As evidence is the fact that if I could, I would not be sitting here typing right now.
Start a poll.
Moved to IMHO from General Questions.
Leo, give it a rest.
i’m typing with my keyboard on the floor right now.
I can’t.
Though I remember once dreaming that I could and being very disappointed when I woke up.
I could when I was a teenager. It wasn’t that exciting, and kind of weird and gross. I am nowhere near that flexible any more.
I’m not tall enough to do it. If it could bend it might work.
How do you define being able to autofellate? When I tried as a teen I could kiss the tip, but that doesn’t really make for a proper BJ.
If we’re talking about being able to give oneself a proper BJ and being comfortable enough to enjoy it, I’m sure it must be in the tenths or hundredths of a percent.
From what I’ve seen, it’s a combo of being skinny, flexible and rather well hung (8ish" plus). Tall seems to help out too for getting the right leverage. That would likely be a good starting point of figuring out the possibilities.
I don’t think having an exceptionally long penis has much to do with it. I used to be able to go all the way down to the base. (I have to disagree with Jman. I found autofellatio was one of the few things that really lived up to its reputation). I have not been that flexible in years.
My partner can do it. He’s 6’10, skinny, very flexible and very well hung. Frankly, I don’t know what he needs me for.
To the guys who can (or could) blow themselves, did you cum in your own mouths as well? And did you spi…never mind, too stupid to write. 
There is that famous haiku:
*There once was a man
Nantucket was his hometown
He was well endowed.
*
Don’t go trying to class this thread up with a haiku! What we need is a nice raunchy limerick, a form practically invented for this type of thread.
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said, with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a c** I’d fuck it."*
I have no idea where I first heard/read that.
That’s a lovely limerick that I’m sure Spiderman never, ever heard before and a wonderful way to kill a joke. I’m glad you posted this.
Laughing my ass off.