I can tie my own shoes.
ETA: just to be clear, not with my dick.
If I could autofellate, I wouldn’t be wasting my time posting on a messageboard.
Regards,
Shodan
A logical followup question: can any female contortionists eat themselves?
I assume I can’t now, and know that I couldn’t when I was at my most limber.
Why did you stop? :eek: If it was that great I would think someone would keep at it everyday and that your body would . . .err . . . make adjustments. 
If I could do that I wouldn’t stop until I needed 
Brings up the old question. Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can!
Can you cook?
Something happened hormonally or endocrinologically or something. I went from being much more flexible than normal, to being slightly less flexible than normal in the space of a few months. Various other problems hit me at the same time.
I’ve seen the phrase “wins the thread,” but never used it before.
Wins the thread.
I can, but I’m not gay, so I don’t.
Ya know, I almost *never *see the guy who lives next door to me. I mean literally weeks go by and you don’t see a car come and go, never outside, nothing!
I’m guessing he can.
I resemble awldune. I envy DocCathode.
Oooh, my back…
Just “auto-curious” I take it?
If you close your eyes you can’t tell who is sucking your dick! 
Nor whose dick is in your mouth. Ewww.
spit or swallow becomes an even more serious debate.
Let’s be honest; I believe this must be a dream we’ve all had at some point. And yes, it is disappointing upon wakening.
And no, it’s not some kind of Freudian gay dream, it’s just a dream.
But there’s nothing wrong with those kinds of dreams either. 
That’s like saying you don’t masturbate, because that’d be a guy giving you a handjob.
True, but most people are not as picky about putting things in their hand as they are about putting things in their mouth.