Statistically, how many men can autofellate?

A really good looking guy at that!

Aside from the whole “over-analyzing” joke thing, there are other ways to masturbate besides using one’s hand. Or so I’ve heard…

So, I tried to autofellate but I burnt my lips. Damn tailpipe was hot.

I would think it would be less serious.

More of an autodebate.

By a master debater?

fist-bumps Emily

69% minus 1.

Thats not how this works, thats not how any of this works…

OOPs…I apparently asked a question already asked.

But at least you’d know where else it’s been.

Maybe this is why I became more ambitious after I got a little older and gained weight.

wouldn’t it really be 34.5% ?

Not necessarily. Back in the day, I woke up some weekend mornings with no clue where it had been.

Those were the mornings I’d look down and scold it. “Just what have you been up to?!”