Ask Michael Ellis (Parte Dos)

Cervaise · December 19, 2002, 11:42pm

Where are you right now?

(Not right now reading this, right now me writing this.)

Michael_Ellis · December 20, 2002, 12:02am

Santa Cruz, CA (AKA Arkham-on-the-Pacific)
Of course I’m Michael Ellis, who else would I be?
For accusations of stereotypes and prejudices, I can only call them absurd.

Rhum_Runner · December 20, 2002, 12:45am

Who is Michael Ellis?

Michael_Ellis · December 20, 2002, 1:00am

I am Michael Ellis

Early_Out · December 20, 2002, 1:49am

How difficult is it to forge prescriptions for a sodding tiger?

Duke · December 20, 2002, 1:55am

Feck?

Arse?

Drink!!?

cuauhtemoc · December 20, 2002, 4:47am

Were you the first Michael Ellis? Will you be the last?

Michael_Ellis · December 20, 2002, 5:57am

You need at least two years’ experience.

In that order.

I don’t know.

Legomancer · December 20, 2002, 1:37pm

What advice would you give to a young person who is or thinks they might be Michael Ellis?

lieu · December 20, 2002, 3:07pm

If you are M.E., who am I?

Michael_Ellis · December 20, 2002, 5:03pm

ADVICE: Aim for the storm drain.

You are you, of course.

cuauhtemoc · December 20, 2002, 5:08pm

How do you feel about splunge?

Legomancer · December 20, 2002, 5:17pm

What can you tell me about Libertarians, guys from Montana, folks with spina bifida, militia guys, nomadic Mormon teenagers, American expats who live in Brazil, chicks from/living in Missouri, right-handed guys, bariatric (weight loss) surgery guys, tax lawyers, and waitresses?

Also - do you feel that being Michael Ellis has helped you or hurt you professionally?

Michael_Ellis · December 20, 2002, 5:25pm

Splunge? No sir, I don’t like it.

I don’t have a profession, actually.

And I can’t tell you anything about those people, except that:

They ain’t me,
They ain’t me,
I ain’t no “Ask The…” thread’s son,
They ain’t me,
They ain’t me,
I ain’t no fortunate one, yeah.

Legomancer · December 20, 2002, 7:19pm

If Michael Ellis falls in the forest and no one’s around, does he make a sound?

What is the sound of one Michael Ellis clapping?

What happens when an unstoppable Michael Ellis meets an immovable Michael Ellis?

How much wood would a Michael Ellis chuck if a Michael Ellis could chuck wood?

How many Michael Ellises does it take to change a lightbulb?

Bad_News_Baboon · December 20, 2002, 7:22pm

does “Michael Ellis” know he has a booger sticking out of his nose?

lieu · December 20, 2002, 7:25pm

Are you reversable?

fizgig · December 20, 2002, 7:42pm

Do you fit in convenient overhead compartments?
When you first announced to the world that you were, in fact, Michael Ellis, did you overdo the whole “Michael Ellis Lifestyle” as overcompensation for lost time? Did this annoy people already firmly entrenched in the “Michael Ellis Lifestyle?”

Michael_Ellis · December 20, 2002, 7:44pm

No, and no.

cuauhtemoc · December 20, 2002, 7:51pm

I curse this thread by posting my POST OF THE BEAST in it!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!