I was talking to a fellow dork the other night and we were making sexual commands out of DOS (heretofor known as Dick Operating System). The best one we came up with was as follows:
C: <enter>:
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Hilarity ensued.
Why limit it to commands from DOS?
C: unzip /fly/.
Ok you have to use your imagination a bit for the astriks.
I need some help with the “.” part. I am reading it star dot star but it doesn’t make as much sense to me.
Penis and testicles, I believe. Or something like that.
That is an awfully small penis. Maybe it was “pucker dot pucker” or something?
Well, when you´re looking right at it, so obviously you only see a dot. If it´s getting soft again and falls down, it´ll look like this |
Hopefully that helped :p~
Reminds me of the joke about O.J.'s typing skills:
//##\## <esc>
Oh that one is cruel, jackelope. I like it!