Philatelic Babirusa (my winning entry in a Googlewhack competition on another board)
From the world of primates: Douroucouli Uakari Slow Loris Aye-Aye Captain
And the one I’ve suggested once and will continue to recommend in any thread started by a solicitor of a username: Goa Ska Lice, a respacing of the letters in the phrase Go Ask Alice
Maybe it’s a reference to Virginia State Medical Examiner Kay Scarpetta in all those Cornwell novels.
How 'bout:
Fletcher Bowman
Luke Uppindaskye
Condo Leaser Ice
Princess Ownname
Moe Mailliard (Mow My Yard)
Pam B. Namby
Baron Unashamed
Aladdin Sweatpants
Sue Ann Wynn
Claude Baddely
Roxanne Sand
Tucker Inlate
Wagner Tailfeather
Except for a couple of very obvious ones, and a few explained, most are not making much sense to me. Explanations for why you think your proposals are cool or clever or original would be welcome.
OK, Comma Eight Comma One - come command code from the Commodore 64 Killer Snowman - Mostly a reference to Calvin & Hobbes Liquid Nitrogen - duh Tanooki Suit - Coolest Mario power-up ever Powdered Toast Man - a character from Ren & Stimpy
Don’t know if you meant me, but I chose A Jerk because of the rule “Don’t be a jerk.” Seemed humorous at the time, but I concede that my humor meter is not the standard.
For someone with a martyr complex, nothing would work better than posting here under the name of Ignorance. I’ve had thoughts of it a few times, but just because I’m a goofball.
Awhile back I started threads on cool, never-used Tolkien and Monty Python usernames; there were some great ones there. Nowadays, if I were a Doper noob, I might go for:
Duke of Fraestead - my AD&D character, long ago Paladin - which he was Magistrate - my current gig Chief Justice - my dream job Buckeye - I’m a proud Ohioan Obie - and a proud Oberlin graduate Jethro Q. Walrustitty - one of my all-time favorite Python silly names H.M. Minister of Silly Walks - from one of my favorite Python sketches Wensleydale - from both Python and Wallace & Gromit Stinking Bishop - also from W&G Annatar - Sauron’s Elvish name as the deceptive “giver of gifts” His Majesty - to fit my ego, heh Imhotep Box - the actual name of a person who appeared in court before me Daphne Threat Medley - ditto, but I’m a dude, so that would be too confusing…