This one almost counts, I just wanted to find someway to throw in Doctor Who;
Men
A Bugs Lie
To Lie and Die in L.A.
Of Ice and Men
From Dusk to Dan
A Bride Too Far
End of Day
Omega Ma (or Mega Man)
Triumph of the Ill
The Passion of the Chris
What’s Eating Gilbert Rape?
loser (with Julia oberts, Clive wen, Natalie ortman, and Jude aw)
Man Girls
Shun of the Dead (if we could drop two letters, Shun of the Dad might be a fun romp)
Team America: Word Police
Adaptatin (has kind of a redneck feel)
Real Women Have Cures
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Cones (a geometry lesson would be more exciting)
The Tim Machine
Rashmon
St. Elmo’s Ire
Petty in Pink (or Pretty In Ink)
Get Short
Malcolm
Psych
Onan the Barbarian
Old Mountain
This one includes the ad copy:
Tom Hanks is:
Bi
From Imdb, I have some taglines:
Have you ever had a really big secret?
You’re Only Young Once But For Josh It Might Just Last A Lifetime.
Yesterday Josh Wanted Everything In Life - Girls…Money…Cars… Today, All His Wildest Dreams Have Come True!
Before you die, you see The Rig.
And let’s just get it out of our systems:
Little Bi Man
The Bi Bounce
The Bi Lebowsky
The Bi Noise
Steal Bi, Steal Little
Bi Fish
The Bi Sleep
Bi Trouble
Shaft’s Bi Score
Bi Bully
The Bi Tease
The Bi Sleep
The Bi Brawl
The Last Bi Thing
The Next Bi Thing
Clifford’s Really Bi Movie
Bi and Hairy
And of course, Pee Wee’s Bi Adventure.
Brie of Frankenstein
It’s a Wonderful Lie
The Wizard of Z
In the Hat of the Night
Close Encounters of the Third Kid
Being Here
Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woof?
Cream
Cream 2
Cream 3
(Pixar’s sequal to the Matrix trilogy)
Finding Neo
(Pixar’s documentry about critters who have a problem telling the truth)
Bug’s Lie
(Pizar’s commentary on what will be fashionable this year)
Monster’s In
Evil Dad
Evil Dad II
Arm of Darkness
Forrest Gum
The Og of War
Tax Driver
And Bi Top Pee Wee, but I agree that joke should end now.
Tai Driver Robert Deniro plays a Thai restaurant delivery man who can’t spell.
Arm of Darkness
Close Encounters of the Third Kin A family reunion comedy.
**Hot Hots!
My Fist Mister
All Quit on the Western Front
The Seventh Sea
Spy Gam
The Rod to Wellville
Cod Mountain
Max Torque stole my next few jokes. Darn!
**The Inedibles ** doesn’t count, since that is two letters.
umm…
Stemboy
No, that’s just weak.
Darn…
The next Winnie the Pooh movie:
O Bother Where Art Thou?
Oversexed Kryptonians:
Sperman
Alternate Ending to Forbidden Planet:
Honey, I Shrunk the ids
Not Starring Jay Leno:
Big Trouble in Little Chin
Around the World In Eight Days
Dumb and Umber
Chairface Chippendale’s brother gets his own movie:
carface
Brother from Another Plant
Bother from Another Planet
Annie All
A Midsummer’s Night Ex Comedy
Carface – The inspiring story of a man who looks like an Edsel.
I am a Fugitive from a Chain Gag – Joke goes horribly wrong
The Ride of Frankenstein – horror movie based on an amusement park attraction.
The Mumy – biography of Lost in Space actor.
Life of Bran – documentary about getting more fiber in your diet.
Time and Gain – time traveler tries to get rich
12 Moneys – a look at the dollar, the pound, the peso, and nine other global currencies.
Only Angels Have Wins – Southern California baseball team is undefeated.
Rear Widow – After her husband died, she discovered a whole new way of doing things. XXX
Hijack: I had a dream last Thursday that Tom Hanks outed himself to me. My first question to him was “How did Rita react to the news?” My second was “Can I post this on the Straight Dope Message Boards?”
Carface Chippendale goes to the moon, to show just what one man can do. Put the moon in a world of **hurt **.
Moonaker
P.S. Yes, I know it’s misspelled. It sounds right when read aloud.