Drop One Letter Off The Sign, And Change The Movie Title

This one almost counts, I just wanted to find someway to throw in Doctor Who;

Return of the Living Dad

Men :smiley:

A Bugs Lie

To Lie and Die in L.A.

Of Ice and Men

From Dusk to Dan

A Bride Too Far

End of Day

Omega Ma (or Mega Man)

Triumph of the Ill

The Passion of the Chris

What’s Eating Gilbert Rape?

loser (with Julia oberts, Clive wen, Natalie ortman, and Jude aw)

Man Girls

Shun of the Dead (if we could drop two letters, Shun of the Dad might be a fun romp)

Team America: Word Police

Adaptatin (has kind of a redneck feel)

Real Women Have Cures

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Cones (a geometry lesson would be more exciting)

The Tim Machine

Rashmon

St. Elmo’s Ire

Petty in Pink (or Pretty In Ink)

Get Short

Malcolm

Psych

Onan the Barbarian

Old Mountain

This one includes the ad copy:

Tom Hanks is:

Bi

From Imdb, I have some taglines:
Have you ever had a really big secret?

You’re Only Young Once But For Josh It Might Just Last A Lifetime.

Yesterday Josh Wanted Everything In Life - Girls…Money…Cars… Today, All His Wildest Dreams Have Come True!

Before you die, you see The Rig.

And let’s just get it out of our systems:

Little Bi Man
The Bi Bounce
The Bi Lebowsky
The Bi Noise
Steal Bi, Steal Little
Bi Fish
The Bi Sleep
Bi Trouble
Shaft’s Bi Score
Bi Bully
The Bi Tease
The Bi Sleep
The Bi Brawl
The Last Bi Thing
The Next Bi Thing
Clifford’s Really Bi Movie
Bi and Hairy
And of course, Pee Wee’s Bi Adventure.

Brie of Frankenstein
It’s a Wonderful Lie
The Wizard of Z
In the Hat of the Night
Close Encounters of the Third Kid
Being Here
Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woof?

Cream

Cream 2

Cream 3
(Pixar’s sequal to the Matrix trilogy)
Finding Neo

(Pixar’s documentry about critters who have a problem telling the truth)
Bug’s Lie

(Pizar’s commentary on what will be fashionable this year)
Monster’s In

Evil Dad
Evil Dad II
Arm of Darkness

Forrest Gum

The Og of War

Tax Driver

And Bi Top Pee Wee, but I agree that joke should end now.

Tai Driver Robert Deniro plays a Thai restaurant delivery man who can’t spell.
Arm of Darkness
Close Encounters of the Third Kin
A family reunion comedy.
**Hot Hots!
My Fist Mister
All Quit on the Western Front
The Seventh Sea
Spy Gam
The Rod to Wellville
Cod Mountain

Max Torque stole my next few jokes. Darn!

**The Inedibles ** doesn’t count, since that is two letters.

umm…

Stemboy

No, that’s just weak.

Darn…

The next Winnie the Pooh movie:

O Bother Where Art Thou?

Oversexed Kryptonians:

Sperman

Alternate Ending to Forbidden Planet:
Honey, I Shrunk the ids

Not Starring Jay Leno:

Big Trouble in Little Chin

Around the World In Eight Days
Dumb and Umber

Chairface Chippendale’s brother gets his own movie:

carface

Brother from Another Plant
Bother from Another Planet
Annie All
A Midsummer’s Night Ex Comedy

Carface – The inspiring story of a man who looks like an Edsel.
I am a Fugitive from a Chain Gag – Joke goes horribly wrong
The Ride of Frankenstein – horror movie based on an amusement park attraction.
The Mumy – biography of Lost in Space actor.
Life of Bran – documentary about getting more fiber in your diet.
Time and Gain – time traveler tries to get rich
12 Moneys – a look at the dollar, the pound, the peso, and nine other global currencies.
Only Angels Have Wins – Southern California baseball team is undefeated.
Rear Widow – After her husband died, she discovered a whole new way of doing things. XXX

Hijack: I had a dream last Thursday that Tom Hanks outed himself to me. My first question to him was “How did Rita react to the news?” My second was “Can I post this on the Straight Dope Message Boards?”

Carface Chippendale goes to the moon, to show just what one man can do. Put the moon in a world of **hurt **.

Moonaker

P.S. Yes, I know it’s misspelled. It sounds right when read aloud.