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*Originally posted by kellibelli *
**First answer the questions, maybe a ‘reply with quote’ then you can type them in…
Then check your answers.
You are not alone. You are walking through the woods…who are you walking with?
Rob
2.You are walking in the woods; you see an animal….what kind of animal is it?
dog
3.What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
pet him
You walk deeper into the woods. You reach a clearing and before you is your dream house……describe its size.
big
Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
yes
6.You enter the house, walk to the dining area and look at the dining table. Describe what you see on or around the table.
flowers
You walk out of the back door, lying on the ground is a cup….what is the cup made of?
pottery
What do you do with the cup?
pick it up
You walk to the edge of the property, where you find a body of water…….what type of body of water is it?
ocean
You are not alone. You are walking through the woods…who are you walking with?
My best friend(yeah, it’s a guy blush)
2.You are walking in the woods; you see an animal….what kind of animal is it?
a bear
3.What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
It runs away
You walk deeper into the woods. You reach a clearing and before you is your dream house……describe its size.
Small cottage
Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Nope
6.You enter the house, walk to the dining area and look at the dining table. Describe what you see on or around the table.
Spaghetti, garlic bread, mmmmm(think I’m hungry)
You walk out of the back door, lying on the ground is a cup….what is the cup made of?
Styrofoam.
What do you do with the cup?
poke holes in it
You walk to the edge of the property, where you find a body of water…….what type of body of water is it?
a lake
Items bolded are my responses, followed by the analysis.
this person is the most important person in your life.
**Grampa. **
Yup.
The size of the animal represents how big you think your problems are.
**Woodchuck. **
Ummm…ok, how about a REALLY BIG woodchuck?
The interaction represents how you deal with your problems.
**I sic the dog on it. **
That’s kind of interesting - does this mean I use the best tools for the job?
The size of the house represents your ambition to solve your problems.
**3 stories, basic indoor main level floor space @50’Wx40’D. Huge front porches. **
I’ll let someone else interpret that one - I don’t know if that’s ‘large’ or not.
No fence means an open personality
**The house is not, but the house is also surround by horse pastures, so maybe it is. **
Yup.
If you did not see food, flowers, or people…you are generally unhappy Candles and flowers.
I saw flowers
The durability of the material of the cup represents the perceived durability of your relationship with #1 Porcelain
My grampa is nearly 90
What you do with the cup represents your attitude towards #1 Take it back in and wash it. (we really need a crying icon)
The size of this body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire. Up here it’s called a “creek”, pronounced "crick"
No. The dream site of my dream house is the pasture in the back of the farm - this most DEFINITELY does not apply
How wet you get crossing it indicates the importance of your sex life. Stepping stones, left there by Mother Nature
See #9, but OTOH this is pretty much true. Think about it - when there’s a lot of water I get really wet
I took this test in college, when my husband’s friend read it to me in front of him. (We were getting serious, but not married yet.)
I dropped the damn cup! (a found object is my “relationahip”? Good grief!)
This shocked them both and I had to come up with an excuse.
So I made him a tin cup out of a soup can with wire, and painted the words “our unbreakable cup of love”. It was on the windowsill holding flowers every day for weeks. Then he had me put it away as it “represented guilt over a stupid joke”. I instantly saw he was right and got rid of it. And now I find I still resent the damn joke after all these years!
You are not alone. You are walking through the woods…who are you walking with? My dog
2.You are walking in the woods; you see an animal….what kind of animal is it? deer
3.What interaction takes place between you and the animal? The deer runs away when it sees me and my dog
You walk deeper into the woods. You reach a clearing and before you is your dream house……describe its size. large
Is your dream house surrounded by a fence? no
6.You enter the house, walk to the dining area and look at the dining table. Describe what you see on or around the table. mail, newspapers, my camera stuff
You walk out of the back door, lying on the ground is a cup….what is the cup made of? china
What do you do with the cup? sell it on eBay
You walk to the edge of the property, where you find a body of water…….what type of body of water is it? ocean
How will you cross the water? catamaran
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Analysis :eek:
SqrlCub:10. How will you cross the water? I go to the thin part of the stream and jump.
OK, how many people can picture this??
tubagirl: 8. What do you do with the cup? I kick it out of the way.
Oh shit, I laughed out loud at that!
sk8rixtx:3.What interaction takes place between you and the animal? I lick the gecko.
Iolagranola: A kangaroo. I know what you’re thinking. But how should I know what the kangaroo is doing in the woods?
Feynn: You should have seen Lola’s face when I answered “Ocean”. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Drainbead: 10. I walk around the shoreline. (HAHAHAHAHA!)
Boscibo: 8. What do you do with the cup? sell it on eBay
agisofia, I would say you are at peace with your relationship with god, content and committed.
You are not alone. You are walking through the woods…who are you walking with?
– My friend James
2.You are walking in the woods; you see an animal….what kind of animal is it?
– A smallish doe (deer)
3.What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
– I keep walking and eventually it runs away
You walk deeper into the woods. You reach a clearing and before you is your dream house……describe its size.
– Medium/large (2 story, plenty big enough, but not ridiculously huge-assed)
Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
– Nope
6.You enter the house, walk to the dining area and look at the dining table. Describe what you see on or around the table.
– Really pretty table settings – tan china with an indian pattern on it, glass stemware, silver flatware, cloth placemats and napkins, a centerpiece of pretty pretty fall-colored flowers, more flowers on the sideboard
You walk out of the back door, lying on the ground is a cup….what is the cup made of?
– Glass
What do you do with the cup?
– Pick it up and carry it with me
You walk to the edge of the property, where you find a body of water…….what type of body of water is it?
– A pond (the kind you can use as a swimming hole or sit in it on a canoe)
How will you cross the water?
– Swim through it or walk around it, depends on the weather
The pope is the most important person in his life.
His problems are represented by a beaver.
He prefers to “ass-rape” the problems represented by said beaver.
His ambition to “ass-rape” the beaver is represented by a large 2 story log cabin.
He is friendly, he needs no fences.
His table is covered in food.
His relationship with the Pope is symbolized by a glass…
Which he steps on.
His sex drive is the size of a lake…
Which is so unimportant that he crosses it in a boat, so he won’t get wet.
Could the test be flawed? We aren’t Catholic and I swear he’s not into animal porn…
The questions, my answers, and my commentary on the analysis.
1. You are not alone. You are walking through the woods…who are you walking with?
A female friend. Yeah, that works.
2.You are walking in the woods; you see an animal….what kind of animal is it?
A deer. Should have been an elephant.
3.What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
If it’s hunting season, I shoot it; if not, I just stop and watch it. If I interpret the second part of my answer as brooding over them, it would work.
4. You walk deeper into the woods. You reach a clearing and before you is your dream house……describe its size.
Big house–three stories, and balconies/patios around every floor. Perhaps.
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
No–open fields and woods. Completely wrong–I am a professional introvert.
6.You enter the house, walk to the dining area and look at the dining table. Describe what you see on or around the table.
A deck of cards and piles of money–obviously time for a poker game. Er…maybe. Though poker games tend to make me happy.
7. You walk out of the back door, lying on the ground is a cup….what is the cup made of?
Plastic. Nice thought–plastic can live forever.
8. What do you do with the cup?
Throw it away. Sounds like the sort of brainless thing I’d do.
9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find a body of water…….what type of body of water is it?
A small lake. Been over two years–maybe that should be a big lake.
10. How will you cross the water?
In my boat.
*Like I said, it’s been over two years–no point in getting wet over it.
