Take This Ridiculous Psychological Test.

[minlokwat]

Saturday night. I’ve had a few. And I’m in a postin’ mood.

This little test -that I know many of you have taken before- consists of six questions.

After ten people have posted/responded I will post the deeply revealing interpretations (in Spoiler box form) and then you can post how accurate they are! Cool idea, no?

O.K. here we go.

Question Number One:
1. What is your favorite animal and then list three adjectives to describe it.

Number Two:
2. What is your second favorite animal and list three adjectives to describe it.

Three:
What is your least favorite animal? Three adjectives to describe this one as well.

Four:
What is your favorite color? List three adjectives to describe what it means to you.

Five:
Three adjectives to describe the ocean.

Six:
Imagine you are in an all white room. You are all alone, there are no doors or windows. List three adjectives to describe how you feel.

O.K., that’s it. I know I feel like the troop leader of the girl scouts slumber party but let’s see who takes the bait.
Once again, those who have taken this one before, you are kindly requested to not partake nor spoil the results for those taking the test here.

I’m running the show this time.

[Speaker_for_the_Dead]

1. Cat: Comfy, cute, furry
2. It: Pronoun, gender-neutral, common
3. Snails: Slimy, Squishy, Crunchy
4. Deep green: Nature, Life, Beauty
5. Big, salty, wet
6. Lonely, confused, lost.

[Squish]

1. Cat: beautiful, playful, loving
2. Dog: silly, attentive, playful
3. Chicken: dirty, stupid, ugly
   4: Black: poised, self-confident, edgy
   5: Boring, smelly, over-rated
   6: Bored, panicky, depressed.

[Sivalensis]

1. Human: communicative, interactive, intimate
2. Cat: cuddly, independent, cute
3. Piranha: vicious, cold-blooded, predatory
4. Blue: soft, introspective, warm
5. Soothing, alive, salty
6. Trapped, cut-off, edgy

[Flutterby]

1. Panther: Warm, feral, wild
2. Horse: beautiful, free, wild
3. spider: ugly, hairy, creepy
4. Crimson: alive, warm, delicious
5. soothing, chaotic, alive
6. exposed, jittery, scared

[BlackKnight]

1. Cat: friendly, cute, warm
2. Octopus: intelligent, cute, flexible
3. Spiders: small, rapid, ugly
4. Black: comfortable, elegant, bold
5. Distant, hyped, large
6. Abducted, peaceful, introspective

[WSLer]

1. Bunny–furry, adorable, soft
2. Dog–furry, loyal, affectionate
3. scorpion–poisonous, pain, dangerous
4. sky blue–freshness, UNC, vibrant
5. wet, pattern-filled, moody
6. bright, linear, dry

How’d I do, skip, did I make the team?

[Essured]

1. Dog -> loving, friendly, comforting
2. Nudibranch -> colourful, cute, interesting
3. Cockroaches -> alien, menacing, creepy
4. Yellow -> alive, warm, happy
5. vibrant, unforgiving, awe-inspiring.
6. confused, curious, uneasy

[Lady_Ice]

I’m game.

1. Moose- big, brown, strong
2. Cat- hairy, lovable, playful
3. Jellyfish- gross, icky, dangerous
4. Orange- bright, sunny, fun
5. wet, foamy, salty
6. bored, anxious, insane

[monica]

1. What is your favorite animal and then list three adjectives to describe it.
   Leopard: graceful, dangerous, beautiful

2. What is your second favorite animal and list three adjectives to describe it.
   Dog: Loyal, loving, forgiving

3. What is your least favorite animal? Three adjectives to describe this one as well.
   Mosquito: annoying, blood-sucking, pesky

4. What is your favorite color? List three adjectives to describe what it means to you.
   blue: bright, natural, gorgeous

5. Three adjectives to describe the ocean.
   powerful, beautiful, vast

6. Imagine you are in an all white room. You are all alone, there are no doors or windows. List three adjectives to describe how you feel.
   peaceful, bored, relaxed

[loupdebois]

I have taken this test before, but I don’t remember what anything means…
1- Wolf - Noble, powerful, pure
2- Cat - Serene, confident, sensual
3- Cow - Stupid, clumsy, unclean
4- Green - Living, versatily, unobtrusive
5- Immense, beautiful, fearsome
6- Calm, protected, inquisitive

So, good sir, do not delay in laying our psyches bare before the general public!

[kung_fu_lola]

1. Hedgehog: cute, silent, shy.

2. Platypus: quirky, warm, sleek.

3. Scorpion: quick, vicious, menacing.

4. Blue: soothing, ethereal, delicious.

5. flowing, ebbing, unfathomable.

6. Nervous, quiet, antsy

[Marconi_Schmeese]

I’ll bite.

1. Cat: sleek, curious, playful.

2. Bird: pretty, melodious, soft.

3. Squirrel: stupid, twitchy, indecisive.

4. Blue: cool, soothing, dark.

5. Wet, salty, deep.

6. Quiet, nervous, pensive.

God only knows what I have just revealed.:eek:

[ResIpsaLoquitor]

1. Elephant. Big, wrinkly, cute.
2. Porcupine. Small, prickly, cute.
3. Ichthyosaurus. (No, really…I never liked that thing in my dinosaur books as a kid, and this is the only animal coming to mind.) Wet, obnoxious, um…bitey.
4. Green. Peaceful, angry, Irish.
5. Wet, deep, mysterious.
6. Bored, confused, sleepy.

[ResIpsaLoquitor]

1. Elephant. Big, wrinkly, cute.
2. Porcupine. Small, prickly, cute.
3. Ichthyosaurus. (No, really…I never liked that thing in my dinosaur books as a kid, and this is the only animal coming to mind.) Wet, obnoxious, um…bitey.
4. Green. Peaceful, angry, Irish.
5. Wet, deep, mysterious.
6. Bored, confused, sleepy.

[cornflakes]

1. Cattle–big, placid, tasty
2. Dogs–loving, loyal, playful
3. Wasps–small, hidden and painful
4. Green–leafy, cool and calm
5. Big, blue and deep
6. Anxious, bored, nervous

[minlokwat]

O.K., a tad late but really not my fault.

And herewith the results:

1. = the way you perceive yourself. These are the characteristics that you respect the most in other people and the words you feel best describe you.

2. = the way you think others perceive you. Sometimes more flattering than the first - these three represent your view on the way we think of you.

3. These represent the qualities in other people that you find least attractive. No surprise here. They also represent subtle aspects of your own personality that you are deeply ashamed of.

4. This describes your overall outlook on life. These tend to be overly specific or overly universal.

5. Sex. Clear and simple. Every Freudist and his brother know the connection between water and sex. These words represent your view on the matter.

6. This is your outlook on death.

Now the original ten (eleven, twelve or so) have to ring in with how accurate the interpretations are.

O.K., let’s hear it.

[AHunter3]

**Question Number One:

1. What is your favorite animal and then list three adjectives to describe it. **

Cat. Independent, snuggly, dignified.

**Number Two:
2. What is your second favorite animal and list three adjectives to describe it. **

Dog. Playful, affectionate, clever.

**Three:
What is your least favorite animal? Three adjectives to describe this one as well. **

Horse. Dull, unfriendly, malicious. {no offense intended to horse-lovers}

**Four:
What is your favorite color? List three adjectives to describe what it means to you. **

Azure (prize-ribbon blue). Deep, Ecstatic, Serious.

**Five:
Three adjectives to describe the ocean. **

wet, salty, powerful

**Six:
Imagine you are in an all white room. You are all alone, there are no doors or windows. List three adjectives to describe how you feel. **

separate, secretive, unplugged

[Flutterby]

Well… I thought mine were fairly close… except for #3… I’m not ugly, creepy and hairy am I?

[loupdebois]

ACK! Cut to the core… missed me on the outlook on life, and there are a few differences in question 1 too, but generally pretty close… although number 6 is creepy in my case…