Take this psychology test

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Note: This is not actually sanctioned by the APA. For real problems, see a shrink. For fun, take this test.

Question one:

What is your favorite animal?

List three adjectives to describe that animal.

Question two:

What is your favorite color?

List three adjectives to describe that color.

Question three:

What is your favorite body of water?

List three adjectives to describe that body of water.

Question four:

You wake up in a room with no doors, no windows, no means of escape.

List three adjectives to describe how you feel.
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What is your favorite animal?
dog

List three adjectives to describe that animal.
loyal. furry. smelly. loud

What is your favorite color?
green

List three adjectives to describe that color.
lush. moist. oxygenated.

What is your favorite body of water?
Lake Superior

List three adjectives to describe that body of water.
Cold. Big. Clear.

You wake up in a room with no doors, no windows, no means of escape.
Tired. Confused. Curious.

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Hee hee hee. I remember this from high school, only vaguely. I can’t remember the outcome. Is it

How you feel about your mate, how you see yourself, how you feel about sex, and how you feel about death?

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Partly right. I’ve reported your post so that a mod can fix the coding.

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I spoiled my spoiler. Damn. So now I might as well play along.

Favorite animal:
Dog. Loving, cuddly, fun to play with.

Color:
Blue. Calming, deep, natural.

Water:
Puget Sound. Breathtaking, smells fantastic (mostly), varied.

Room:
Trapped, worried, cut off.

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What is your favorite animal?
Dogs-boxers to be exact.
List three adjectives to describe that animal.
Sturdy, friendly, smart.

What is your favorite color?
Green
List three adjectives to describe that color.
Brightening, striking, calming

What is your favorite body of water?
Type of body, or specific body? Natural lakes.
List three adjectives to describe that body of water.
Calming, natural, clean.

You wake up in a room with no doors, no windows, no means of escape.
List three adjectives to describe how you feel.
Alone, worried, nervous.

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Thanks, SkipMagic.

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What is your favorite animal? Killer Whale

List three adjectives to describe that animal. Sleek, beautiful, dangerous
What is your favorite color? Blue

List three adjectives to describe that color. Calm, deep, pretty
What is your favorite body of water? Pacific Ocean

List three adjectives to describe that body of water. Spacious, stormy, lots of variety
You wake up in a room with no doors, no windows, no means of escape.

List three adjectives to describe how you feel. I would feel trapped, but certain I could find a way out evetually, which would keep me from panicing.

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What is your favorite animal?
Us, I guess (homo sap). Although I often wonder why.

List three adjectives to describe that animal.
Willful, curious, compassionate

What is your favorite color?
It’s a tie and exact hue matters. One is a deep blue but not a dark blue, the color of award-winning 1st prize ribbons and Utah skies. The other is a reddish-redorange with a tinge of brown, what I call “rusty red”.

List three adjectives to describe that color.
Didn’t I already?

What is your favorite body of water?
There’s only one of them, so I’ll go with that one. The ocean of earth.

List three adjectives to describe that body of water.
Encompassing, mighty, deep

You wake up in a room with no doors, no windows, no means of escape.
List three adjectives to describe how you feel.
Safe, quiet, hidden.

Is that last one supposed to be “death” or something? This all sounds vaguely familiar. And the water is your girlfriend or boyfriend or whatever?

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You’re welcome. In return, I hope to be someone’s favorite animal or body of water–whichever comes to mind first.

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I knew a similar yet different sort of questions:

  1. You’re walking alone down a path, describe the path…

…What’s your approach to life?

  1. On the path you find a key, describe the key and what you do with it…

…What’s your approach to knowledge?

  1. The path is blocked by a wall, describe the wall and how you get around…

…What’s your approach to dealing with problems?

  1. The path is crossed by a river/stream, describe the stream and how you get around…

…What’s your approach to sex?

  1. The path ends at an empty house, describe the house and what you do inside…

…What’s your approach to death?

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The actual answers are this:

Animal – How you feel about yourself
Color – What you think others think of you
Water – How you feel about sex
Room – How you feel about death

Close enough to yours, but this is the way I heard it. Like it matters. This test is about as scientific as Magic 8-Ball.

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Hmm… :dubious:

I approach life as if it had a bunch of dead leaves on it. Knowledge is a skeleton that I put in my pocket. I climb over problems. Sexually, I prefer to step on stones, because I don’t want soggy socks. Death doesn’t belong to me, so I’ll ignore it.

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Sorry about the spoiler thing, and thanks, Skip “My Favorite Animal” Magic for fixing it.

I like little tests like this for the same reason I like Tarot cards: they’re a bunch of crap, but they do make you look at things from angles you may not have considered before. Fun stuff.

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For my own answers:

Animal: Whale, because it is huge, sleek, and awe-inspiring.

Color: Dioxazine violet, because it is cool, beautiful, and only occasionally useful.

Water: The Gulf Stream waters of the Northern Atlantic, because it is fun, relaxing, and occsionally it’s a blast to put on goggles and examine the bottom. :stuck_out_tongue:

Room: Distressed, frustrated, challenged.

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Cow

Serene, sweet, helpful.

Green

Vibrant, earthy, intense.

Gulf of Mexico

Exotic, restless, omniscient.

Claustrophobic, immobile, lonely.

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YEAY!

I win!

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Well then of course you have to go Jungian on yourself and say that you like a cool and familiar life, knowledge is all-purpose and should be picked up as it might be useful later, you’re sexually cautious with a degree of performance anxiety, and death is a subject you avoid thinking about. Erm, tell me about ze motter.

I forgot to give my test answers:

Animal - Dog - Reliable, affectionate, responsive
Color - Sea green - Serene, neutral, underspoken
Water - Gulf of Mexico - Inviting, lively, rich
Room - Resigned, disappointed, nostalgic

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Elephant- gray big heavy
Purple-light spring pale
Ocean-breezy blue fun

Dark, Scared, Lonely

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Octopus: super-smart, versatile, determined

Indigo: vibrant, deep, stimulating

One certain bend of Six Mile Creek: secret, private, full of treasures

Scard, trapped, pissed off

On preview, reading the spoilers, I think my answers are quite apt for me.