Remember that scene in the Temple with the lenders?
Jesus isn’t into money shots.
<Basil Brush>Boom Boom!</Basil Brush> 
But, he wouldn’t be alone…you’d be there… flipping the switch…
You know, I bet it’d be really disturbing if you paired it with an illuminated lightswitch. :eek:
Ooh… you are so right. I can turn Jesus on… and off. On… and off.
I’ll be in my bunk.
Lights, bushels, hiding, &c.
If I may hijack for a moment.
Since it is forbidden to show images of Mohammad, how would one know that it was an offending image? It might be, say, a picture of Woody Allen.
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That’s my lease, including the “pre-approved cleaning products” (no kidding), and a detailed list of pets and animals I will not own or allow to be brought into the house (no dogs, cats, ferrets, hamsters, guinea pigs, other mammals not listed, fish regardless of tank size, amphibians, reptiles, invertebrates…). The funny part is that it’s an older house in kinda bad condition anyway.
JRB
</hijack>
Flipping the light switch?
I am the Light of the World, baby!
Wow, that’s harsh. Do they let you hang curtains in front of the cell bars?
Behold…
He is risen!
<gonna burn in hell…>
Well we DO know that when he died, he was well hung.
pssst, see post 26
It’s sacrilicious! No wait, that was the chocolate Jesus. Nevermind.
Mmm, chocolate Jesus.
No, I think the light switch could be called sac religious.
Just in case anyone else followed the link in the OP and couldn’t figure out what the heck Jesus had to do with Garry Kasparov being attacked by a remote-control helicopter:
The pic everyone’s talking about is here.
And the way those kids are looking at the ahem switch is too creepy for words.
Jesus, I just noticed how the little boy has his hands in his pockets.
Flicking a smaller light switch perhaps?
Do you often address your comments to light switches?
Perhaps I should rephrase that.
Holy Shit, I just noticed how the little boy has his hands in his pockets.
Maybe he has one of those AAA flashlights.