I’ll alert the media.
utkik, I just choked on my tea. thank you, I needed that!
::reaches into water, picks up soggy Baby Ruth, sniffs::
It’s no big deal!!!
::takes a bite, Pookie faints::
Lieu, figure out how to sing that in Spanish and I’m yours forever!
(Must include altered lyrics, of course!)
(Must include altered lyrics, of course!)
how about, I must bequeath a shit?
Your heirs will be thrilled.
Can one “acquire” a shit?
What’s your address?
I’ve yet to hear of a ‘stolen’ shit, myself…
The market’s already saturated.
Can a person “grab” a quick dump?
I hate you people so much right now.
Well you are about to…
My brother, who has just returned from Iraq, reliably informs me that when the troops are bored, they wait until one of their number goes around the other side of the armoured vehicle for a shit, and one of them crawls under the vehicle with a shovel. They wait as the soldier digs a little hole, and as he squats down, the shovel is extended and the shit stolen…
The fun commences when the poor guy turns round to find…nothing!
That is about the best prank I have ever heard.
Reminds me of the porta-loos round here which always carry the warning “Do not Dump Toxic Waste” w.t.f. use is a porta-loo if you cant dump your toxic waste in it?
Bwhahaha! I’ve never heard of the stolen shit prank before! That’s real American ingenuity at work, eh? 