Maybe one of those pipe-swimming toilet-rats bit him on the ass.
Well, it could have been once, as I’m sure you’ve found out by now.
KablOOSHH!!
I was thinking more “Frraaaapppblapblapblap”, myself.
Not that I speak from experience, mind.
Ew!
no peanuts, either
No whole ones, anyway…
Well, I didn’t fall in. But I did drop my harmonica down there. Going after it was a real adventure.
Next time your playing is sub-par, you have a very decent excuse.
So, I see I’m not the only one to play on the throne – I often take my drumsticks and practice pad in there, thus killing two birds with one stone.
I can’t remember the last time i took a dump without bringing a book with me.
(BTW I think it’s more of a “plooshplap” sound)
This is a blokey thread, right?
S’cuse me while I just make a quiet exit…
Next time you take a crap, can you just shut the door pleae!!
In the short time since I joined this board I’ve heard more talk about dropping things in the toilet then fishing them out again than anything else.
Not that I’m complaining
Shall I notify the media?
(stolen from John Gielgud in Arthur.)
I hate it when that drop of water splashes up and hits you square in the hole.
Harmonica? Do you have to woo your Rapunzel to drop it’s stuff?
Glad to see your spirits are up, Lieu!
My husband worked with a Mexican guy who would always say he had to MAKE a shit. I always thought it was much more accurate than TAKING one.
who here takes a quick peak at their handiwork before flushing??
I know I always …
– looks around, notices horrified stares –
never … look … especially after a night on the beer … cough cough…
Heh Kalhoun, that reminiscent of the Beatles lyrics from, appropriately The End.
You “supply” a dump.
You’re kiddin’! The Rebound Splash is particularly comforting and useful if one is ridding themselves of last night’s Mexican or Indian cuisine…
I go logging, lay some cable, retire to the library, fire-up the thunder mug or crank one out. depending on the crowd. Sometimes I don’t announce my intentions at all and just quietly excuse myself. 