Why is the phrase “I took a shit.” I seldom take it anywhere. 
Shouldn’t it be, “I gave a shit?” Actually, I don’t give a shit about this, but…
[Yakov] In Sauviet Rossia, the domp teks you. [/Yakov]
Hey, everyone else gets to do it!
Personally, I push brown or grow a tail.
Same place I take a piss to.
Well, you see, it’s the action, not the object. Like taking a leap or a look.
Or, perhaps, a dump is a state of being, like a nap.
Meh, if I drank the night before, I 'll blow mud. Other times, I drop the kids off at the pool. If I’m feeling paticularily belicose, I will deploy the troops. Ordinarily though, I just pinch a loaf.
As long as I can avoid a Hershey Squirt, I’m a crappy hamper.
'Tis a silly thread, but I suppose I’ll have to participate, if only for shits and grins.
Speaking of fishing for brown trout, I better go, I’m prarie-doggin’ pretty bad here.
:: peeks in ::
Any turtle heads in here? No? Good.
:: leaves ::
I gotta say, this is a really shitty thread 
I thought we dropped the kids in a pool?
I usually take a dump, still within my colon, to the bathroom where I deposit it into the toilet and flush it down the sewage pipes to the sewage treatment plant where it is processed in some manner of which I dare not think.
[Baby Plucky]
Poo poo go down the hoooooooole!
[/BP]
Wow! Finally, a well-thought-out, intelligent reply to my OP. Thank you. (I think).
And the Google ad is for remote security cameras. :dubious:
It reminds me of The Simpsons episode when they go to Japan:
Well…
Don’t take one of mine. I’ve only got two left and the weekend’s coming up!
/George Carlin