** Anything else you motherfuckers need?
Eyeball glass, Cellulits, Shingles, MRSA, Pulmonary Embolisim with a cherry on top.**
…if it’s not too much to ask.
**Odd Animal News **
Attack of the killer turtle
**What Happens to Over-the-Hill Sex Workers?
Telling when melons are ready to pick **
Sounds like they’re aleady past ripeness.
What Happens to Over-the-Hill Sex Workers?
Conspiracy theories – confirmed
You mean it’s true??? :eek:
And now…
What Happens to Over-the-Hill Sex Workers?
Lay or Lie? Help, please.
Won’t someone think of the elderly sex workers?
I just bought Mace and a knuckle knife
You mean you want to be alone?
**Ever been tied up? Yes, in THAT sense.
New Doper Picture Thread **
Hmmmmm… Interesting.
New Pit Sticky:
**What is Pit-worthy?
Restricted language in the Pit **
Yeah! **** that!
I hate being a supervisor some days
I just bought Mace and a knuckle knife
Looking for a cure for procrastination
Pets and nudity
**Palin says Obama would kill her baby
What’s the best company/customer service you’ve dealt with?**
:eek:
** So, it turns out…men really, really like boobs.
What products on the market do you think are most overhyped? **
**So, it turns out…men really, really like boobs.
Not your normal poke in the eye. **
**So, it turns out…men really, really like boobs.
I just bought Mace and a knuckle knife **
Feeling a bit paranoid about men are we?
**I just bought Mace and a knuckle knife
Looks like I’m headed for Korea **
Soooo . . . it’s rough over in Korea I take it.
**Seq. Thread; this could turn out very bad
I just bought Mace and a knuckle knife **
We’ve had some feuds on the Board before, but this is getting out of hand.
**I’m moving to Indianapolis.
So much for the Divine Sanctity of heterosexual marriage. **
Those Indianapolis women are such home-wreckers!
Best title for an (auto)biography?
"Sperm, glorious sperm! This vial is for Jacko!"
Sorry, folks; I call dibs on that one.
**What Happens to Over-the-Hill Sex Workers?
Vinegar softening a human femur * Need Answer FAST! *
Parts for the Fridge **
**Evil Cow-Mandoes Attack! Newslink
Squeaky Fromme is a free woman! **
She gained a lot of weight in prison?
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**Squeaky Fromme is a free woman!
I just bought Mace and a knuckle knife **
She’s moving in next door?
**Polyamory, for the win?
Squeaky Fromme is a free woman! **
:eek:
Polyamory, for the win?
Banister of Penises
Wow, that’s a lot of “Poly-”.
**Squeaky Fromme is a free woman!
I’m moving to Indianapolis. **
She’s just that scary.
If you drink holy water…
We Have Pigeon Eggs
Really? How does that work?