So this classic column reran. The original date is February 24, 1984. I began to wonder if a more recent search would be more successful.
http://137.222.110.150/calnet/abdpel11/page2.htm
This site appears to be an anatomy class on animal sex organs. It has all sorts of instructions for dissecting different animals’ genetalia. From this page:
But no picture.
http://cal.vet.upenn.edu/swine/abc.html
This is the “Swine Production Glossary” by the University of Pennsylvania School of Veterinary Medicine.
No picture.
I consider it confirmed, but still want to see it. (Um, did I just say I want to see a pig penis? Sheesh.)
Okay, you would think with the internet, there would surely be a picture of a pig’s penis somewhere. But I’ve spent over an hour going through links, running various searches with combinations of the words “penis”, “pig”, “shape”, “anatomy”, and “picture”, and I can’t turn one up. Oh well.
However, you can imagine some of the links google found. Just looking at the excerpts google includes after each link gave some fun results.
How to Sex Guinea Pigs (Cavies)
… Young males have a donut shape around their rectum where … The testicle area is less
pronounced, but the penis can …
Sex and the single pig-faced boy
… House when men come rushing in for their year-end penis … plastic surgeon so he could
look more like a pig … The truth is, Chinese tradition says that the shape of …
10-234 LABS
… of a direct electrical current through the pig’s … Bunging - freeing the anus. Remove
penis or mammary
Ran by an Elite Team of Broccoli.
… you know, get in shape, gain some muscle mass. … penis deserves a goat, and every goat
deserves a penis!” “Actually, One of the key ingredients in the Pig …
Okay, anybody else think they can do better?