I read somewhere that a pig’s, ah, privvy member, is helical, that is, shaped like a screw.
I have three questions:
1- is this true?
2- Is this where we get the sex slang “screw”?
3- Is it left-hand or right-hand thread?
A Lass 'tis true.
cockwise.
ObCecilLink: Does the pig have a corkscrew-shaped penis?
You haven’t lived until you have hand-mated a boar.
Cecil may not know, but anyone who has ever artificially inseminated a pig knows that you screw 'em clockwise.
Woah…
WAAAAaaayy too much info, son…
“but anyone who has ever artificially inseminated a pig knows that you screw
'em clockwise.”
Excuse me. But you mean human screw pigs to inseminate them?
Originally posted by bare:
ROFLMAOPMP !
Ahhh, the joys of life on the farm. The freash air, the hard work, the giving hand jobs to livestock. Why did we ever leave this way of life behind? 
It has been a couple of years since I’ve been on a working farm, but if memory serves, their is a device that can take care of the collection of semen without the, uh, hands on part. I think its called an electric ejaculator (sp), and it is put up the critter’s rectum to give his prostate a mild shock to make him, well, ejaculate. To be honest, neither one of these sound great. I feel for the guys who collect semen from bulls and stallions. Pigs can get big, but these guys could stomp you to death!!!
Anyway, I have really digressed, enolancooper, if you look into the facinating field of zoology you will find that when it comes to sex, humans have NOTHING to complain about. S&M is rampant, to the point that literally eating your partner is common, and get this, the guys submit to it. Also, penises and other copulator organs come in a wide varity of shapes and sizes. My favorite factiod is that snakes have two penis like organs called hemipenises. OHHHH,la,la. And of course there is the long suffering samon. The majority of them have “sex” only once in their lives and that’s after a long time out to sea and a killer migration. Even then you don’t even come into physical contact with your mate. HO boy, look out Sex in the City.
Sometimes there are more than 2 sexes. As a matter of fact, one living organism has more than 12 sexes. I have some of that on my car.
Wouldn’t it be easier to let nature take its course?
Are these things available on the net?
How mild a shock?