Twat did you say? I cunt hear you!

The BBQ Pit
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I’ve got an infucktion in my ear, but tits all right.

Seriously, I’ve got an ear infection. Had it for a while apparently. I’ve never had an ear infection before so I didn’t recognize the signs until I went deef.

Although I didn’t have any signs I’d ever heard of. No fever, no ear pain-- just a killer headache, a stupid stiff neck and horrible post nasal drip.

But the worse part is that I’M DEAF!

Huh? Wha? Huh? I have corn feet? Do the cow teat? You wanna sow some peat? Hey. . . where is everybody going? If you’re all gonna meet, why didja tell me?

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Great title.

[hijack]
I am so pissed at you. I’m hooked on that stupid Rocket Mania game like you wouldn’t believe. I’ve made it all the way to Master of Pyrotechnics but only once.
[/hijack]

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Huh? You missed me? You took a super rocket? You made it to the Pyromania concert once? Wha?

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Hope you get your hearing back soon. And another vote for great title.

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It just will not do for the Queen of Sheba to have such a mundane ill as an ear infection.

We shouldn’t discuss the Rocket Mania game, as then I’d have to admit I’m --> <-- this close to buying the full version.

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I feel your pain, Biggirl. I once couldn’t hear out of one ear for a month during a particularly bad cold.

One day, all of a sudden, I could hear again. It was amazing. Unfortunately, it only lasted a few hours, and it was a week before I could hear out of it again.

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I feel your pain, Biggirl. I once couldn’t hear out of one ear for a month during a particularly bad cold.

One day, all of a sudden, I could hear again. It was amazing. Unfortunately, it only lasted a few hours, and it was a week before I could hear out of it again.

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mlerose, just cause you say it twice doesn’t mean she can hear it any better.

:smiley:

Ava

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Homebrew, please let me know if you purchase it. I’ll buy it, too, and we won’t be alone.

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Biggirl, Youre ugly and youre mother dresses you funny. Plus, she wears army boots.

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It doesnt matter that I cant spell, because Biggirl can`t hear me anyway.

([your] - dammit!!)

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And another thing. . . If I’m the one whose deef, why can’t you hear me? I sound pretty loud to myself and I cannot talk any louder-- didn’t I just tell you I have a monster headache? Did I? Huh? Wha?

Oh, and whuckfistle, my brother doesn’t make messes. I’m an only child.

I’ve already purchased Rocket Mania. It’s got 3 different game modes: Classic, Arcade and Strategy. You can play stategy forever and never lose. Me and my kids have had a game going for about a month now (you can save games) that’s got to be close to a half a billion points by now.

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Maybe it’s because of some wax and maybe it’ snot!

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Twat you say?
I cunt hear you!
I have an ear infucktion

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

unclviny

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unclviny, you need to rework your sig. We ask that sigs be kept to a maximum of four lines, including blank lines. Your sig is 7 or 8 lines long, counting the blank lines. You can either rework your sig, or I’ll remove it for you in a few days.

Lynn
For the Straight Dope

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Imagine how different things might be if the 2 above posts were reversed in sequence.

I really have too much time on my hands.

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I always heard it was,
Twat?
I cunt hear you.
I seem to have a slight ear infucktion.
Bear ass me again.

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[continuing hijack]
The highest level you can attain in Classic mode on the free trial of the full version of Rocket Mania is “Brother of Dragons” at 3 million points. (It was a looong night.)
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Is it OK to say “twat” and “cunt” now? 'cause if so, I’ve got something new to say to the doe that keeps trampling my tomatoes.

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Was it not OK to say “twat” and “cunt”?