I have heard rumors that there is a place in Little Rock that will pay me money for a testicle. I would heart this amount of money, but my google-fu is weak. Can someone help me out?
Hey, I could get in on that action!
Wait…does it have to be mine?
I assume. If not, I’m sure that I could get people all over campus to sign up and offer them half of the amount of money, and never tell them that I kept the other half.
Also: Stop stalking me! (or continue, but I expect my stalkers to put out. :p)
Snigger, choke, splutter 
Snopes is our friend.
Bal-Mart. World headquarters are in Bentonville, 180 mile NW of Little Rock.
We usually include a link when we say that.
Aaaw… that’s so disappointing.
No, you certainly can do it if you aren’t referring to human ones. Rocky mountain oysters are sold as a delicacy in some areas of the U.S. My father ordered them at at least one restaurant in Northern Lousiana where I was grew up. I am not sure where they get their supply but I am sure that they pay some many for them.
Likewise, at least one town I heard of in the Midwest has a pig testicle festival.
Here is a good site for testicle use and selling info.
The stalking thing is mostly an artifact of the fact that at 4:30 AM EST, we’re one of about 12 people even looking at this board. Not that I’m not stalking you, if you expect…you know… 
How much you want for them?
Do you take pay pal?
I sold both of mine. :eek: :eek:
That is okay. They grow back.
75k, I’m only selling one, and no, cash only.
Ever heard of the goose that layed the golden egg? I’d keep both and sell the milk.
Ok, how much are you paying? 
Wait… what would svf think about this!? :eek:
He’d ask if he could join in…
Damn! I’d give my left nut if there was a place like that for real!