… you can help address the shortage of U.S. sperm for export. $50 dollars a vial, not too shabby. 
How funny. The link takes us to “The Wolf Files”, with the article written by Buck Wolf. My long lost brother!!!
Hell, bro, the least I can do is contribute to the cause.
:: picturing various naked Doper chicks ::
Whackawhackawhackawhackawhackawhackawhacka
Fwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwap
Splortch, splurg, splutter splutter. Drip.
Ahhhh. 5 CCs, ready for export. Now pay up.
Er…uh… Anyway…
Though… a few of my best swimmers making me some xmas cash doesn’t sound too bad.
Here ya go sis! I got you a sweater with my spermies!!!
During a financial squeeze in college, I thought about quick ways to raise money that wouldn’t involve taking a third job. Someone mentioned selling parts of my body. I then thought about:
[ul][li]Selling plasma.[/li][li]Selling sperm.[/li][li]Bone marrow, twice a year.[/li][li]I can live with just one kidney.[/li][li]And a second lung is just a safety net.[/li][li]Ten yards or so of intestine could go, too.[/li][/ul]Then I shuddered. But it’d be pretty lucrative if I could get over the idea of little LNOs running all over the rest of the world …
According to that article, I’m an inch too short to be desireable 