If Cat-girls really existed...

It would be just my luck to meet one that combined the worst features of cats and women.
“Kathy, I told you to “go” in the litterbox.”
Giant haiballs (Insert vomit smiley)
Fur everywere

“You don’t love me anymore!” SLASH SLASH SLASH!

“Why were you talking to that girl?”
“That was the cashier.” :rolleyes:
“Liar!” SLASH SLASH SLASH!

“Let’s make love.”
“Sorry, it’s not that time of the month.”
or
“Come on let’s do it again.”
“That’s the third time in the last hour, I’m only human.”
“Aww come on…” (Pounces on me. Furryman dies of heart attack half an hour later)

“Buy that for me, please?”
(Points at diamond neaklace)
“I can’t afford that!”
(Gives Furryman patented ultracute/ sexy look)
“Please.”
(Furryman is arrested one month later for non payment of bills)

Or just in general that feeling you get that cats don’t really care what you’re up to and they will deign you with their presence when they feel like it only.

Or if you are severly allergic to her…um…dander.

Still, if you want to break up, you could just throw a crumpled-up ball of paper across the room and make your escape while she’s distracted.

The tendency to walk on the laptop keyboard would be a deal-killer for me.

Yeah yeah, hairballs. Yeah yeah, claws. Yeah yeah, stepping on the keyboard. Still…

I’ll try anything once.

How does her licking her own butthole while naked strike you guys?

Is there a question here? Because if there is, I’m not getting it.

Howsabout a partner who combines the best features of cats and women?

I’d be all OVER that.

[cue intensely ecstatic purring sounds]

Eww.

Aw, c’mon, now! If her saliva is anticeptic, it’s not going to hurt anything.

Admit it, you want to do it, too (she’ll stroke you lovingly with her furry tail while you do).

ANTISEPTIC!!!

Good lord, I’m forgetting how to spell.

I’ve always wondered why the whole catgirl concept didn’t take off like a rocket ship in popular culture. Women like playing at being catgirls, men like women who play at being catgirls. Strikes me as the sort of popular meme that would be virtually unpossible to stop.

You really meant for this to go in this forum, right?

Depends on what you mean by “go…for”…

Heh, heh, heh…

Well, I was picturing women shitting in a box.

Be responsible. Spay your catgirl today!

Link SFW, from the Something Positive web comic.

Aww, man, Kathy’s in heat again and therefore 17 horny guys are hovering outside my window, she’s yowling, & every so often she wiggles her ass at one of them and they slide under the juniper bushes and screw and she’s noisy about that, too. Meanwhile, the other guys fight.
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Waitaminnit, except for the kitty-fetish costumery, I think I know this person!

Laser pointer.

The ultimate weapon for the man. :slight_smile:

Yeah, you don’t need a Cat-girl for that. Just ask my boyfriend. :wink:
Meow.

:: breaks into sweat ::

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Did I mention that I’m a cat person?

Prrt?

Seriously, most furry art (cat and other creature-females) shows cartoon furries. I think an actual realistic looking female-cat hybrid might be at the wrong section of the “uncanny valley” to be attractive. Any links to some photoshop works along these lines?