Fair enough, but why did I have to pay for the call?
Ad Noctum, I think you’ve been hanging around (via ICQ) a certain degenerate poster too much. (The one that wanted bondage equipment from her Secret Santa)
Moreover, you’ve confused her with a puss…cat.
See how much better this reads:
*** Medea’s Child does what she wants, when she wants.
She rarely listens to you.
She’s totally unpredictable.
She whines when she’s not happy.
When you want to play she wants to be left alone.
When you want to be alone, she wants to play.
She expects you to cater to her every whim.
She’s moody.
She leaves her hair everywhere (and starts threads in GQ and MPSIMS about it).
I know what’ll make you feel better (listen to this, then):
“Come on your ways; open your mouth;
here is that
which will give language to you, cat: open your mouth;
this will shake your shaking”
–The Tempest, Act 2, Scene ii (emphasis added)
Some jackass in the neighborhood has decided that she’ll feed all of the strays in town, so I constantly have anywhere between 6 - 66 cats around my house. Two got into my house once, so I plunked them with various household items and a BB gun. Damn cats. . .
Ever wondered why they call it a cat-apult? It’s for skeet and trap practice using the damn animals.
And this is a misogynist statement supposedly make by a biped.
My cats DO listen and come when I call for them.
When I want to play, they play and are affectionate.
My cats are NOT moody.
They do NOT drive me nuts.
Perhaps you just aren’t a cat person and thus they DON’T LIKE YOU.
And with the nastiness in this OP as well as the misogyny, this should be in the PIT.
Hastur?-
uh, heh, that was meant for humorous value. I’ve got 2 cats, a 12 year old, and a 12 week old.
I love them dearly, but I thought that everyone here would think that it was funny too. Most people did. seems like you didn’t. sorry you didn’t.