Not mundane or pointless but I must share.
He was really steamed after that.
Indeed. He needs to chill out.
Blistering invective followed.
That’s so hot.
I wonder if it would be considered so humorous if he had poured boiling water on her instead.
Of course not. Then it would be horrible.
anyway, has anyone tried the Southern US delicacy
boiled p-nuts? 
Well, scrota are inherently funny; vulvae, not so much.
I think they misunderstood what the process of ‘tea bagging’ actually entails…
I’ll be that opened his Ojos!
“Ojofeitimi said his wife was wielding a large hunk of wood…”
Well he certainly wasn’t.
I don’t think it was the wife that was steaming :eek:
But what about the Flaming Lips?
Getting your carpet steamed?
An order of fried clams?
Blistoris?
Vulvcano?
Why am I suddenly thinking, ‘red hot poker up the jacksie’?
Ever since I’ve seen Christmas on Mars* (featuring vagina-headed monsters) I’ve always heard the mane of that band in a slightly different way.
*Weirdest gods damned thing I’ve ever seen. Weirder than Donnie Darko, Pink Floyd’s The Wall,you name it.
When I heard this on the news last night, the two newscasters (a man and a woman) engaged in their usual banter after the report, and the woman (mid-30’s, someone I really like and know professionally) said something to the effect that she just couldn’t believe that at 67 he was still catting around on his wife. The male newscaster (slightly older and gray-haired) said nothing, but the look he shot her was like, “honey, it ain’t all history at 67”
A fire at the neighborhood Y?
And for scrota:
Boil-in-a-bag
Goodness, gracious, great balls of…what?